Just asking.

More than a whore in Bangalore

Less than a Flea in Peterlee.

Less than an address about stress from Hermann Hess in Dungeness.

No idea.
But there’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets:

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FR842KUaOw[/video]

I’d really need to see Dicks’ last three salary slips and a detailed breakdown of his monthly income and expenditure before I was able to make an assessment.

One-one was a race horse. two-two was one too. when one-one won one race, two-two won one too.

I’ve been asked to make a plaque for a hospital ward – a burns unit dedicated to victims sacrificed to the Wickerman. For hygiene reasons I thought I might used copper or plastic. But I’m wondering if wood for the Edward Woodward Ward would be more appropriate

Why is there so many d’s in Edward Woodward’s name?

Why is there so many d’s in Edward Woodward’s name?

There was an explosion in a letraset factory.

Why is there so many d’s in Edward Woodward’s name?

Cos he’d be Ewar Woowar otherwise

Cos he’d be Ewar Woowar otherwise

Thats just ridiculous! The explosion in the letraset factory seems much more plausible.

I just heard some bad news – Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead!

IGMC

I had to make a plaque recently(well pub sign actually). Unfortunately I got the spacing between the Rose and and and and and Crown all wrong and it looked pants