Paris Hilton?
Maybe if she was still wearing that flouncy summer dress, and facing t’other way, and I didn’t have to kiss her, and she had lost her voice…..
Anyway, I have thought before about James Bond’s Q character working their magic on a bike and developing something that could be broken down and reassembled into some kind of sniper rifle, then returned to a bike and ridden off by our hero as if nothing had happened.
Saddle and seat post as butt and stock? Forks as bipod? Brake lever as trigger? Top tube housing a barrel?
There’s a germ of a great idea there if anyone knows any special effects/props guys.
Tell ’em I sent ya.