Wtf? Marketing really works, doesn’t it? Twice a day! Get over yourselves!
you’d be a fool not to clean that gunk off at least once a day.
Gunk? If your body is oozing gunk, you’ve got a problem.
I didn’t shower this morning. My skin is clean, odour-free and soft. My wife didn’t either, and she is soft and sweet as always. You’ve been sold an idea of what ‘clean’ should be by people who make the stuff you need to be ‘clean’. And smelling ‘clean’ does not mean stinking of chemicals.
Since marrying someone with a hyper-sensitive nose I’ve come to recognise and hate the stink of artificial perfumes and they are bloody everywhere. I’m not one for knee-jerk anti-establishment cynicism – I don’t make my own cleaning products or knit bamboo underwear or that crap – but even one shower a day is excessive and if you think you stink without it you are either Howard Hughes or have a medical problem.
Are you sitting there sweating now? Maybe your heating is on far too high all the time?
There are loads of people who think they don’t smell or need a shower but it’s obvious they do.
Those people who don’t stink – how do you know if they showered that morning or not?