A purely hypothetical question of course. For a Friday afternoon. More specifically, but purely hypothetically obviously; how many packets of cheese and onion Seabrook would you have to eat, virtually one after the other, to have you labeled a right fat greedy bastard?
Hypothetically....
So, how many have you got through this afternoon to bring on this guilty question 
3 or possibly 4 dependent on whether they are consumed in a beer garden. Monster Munch however are into double figures.
I did three in a row the other day when I forgot/couldn't be arsed with getting lunch.
But they were multipack bags so only 25g each.
Walkers Prawn Cocktail FWIW
I have a pretty naive crisp-related question.
How bad is it to eat a packet of crisps every week day? I'm genuinely not sure but would like to know.
I didn't ever used to eat crisps at all due to having terrible skin as a teenager (*flounce*) but after eating a packet by chance I now have them for lunch at work every single day pretty much without fail.
Erm... five 
I'm definitely into fat bastard territory, aren't I?
Five
About 4, any more would put you into fat bastard territory.
I hardly eat crisps much now if at all, but I do remember the golden days of walkers multipacks and eating near enough all the good flavours in a day (around 14 packs)
WIN!
5?
that's nearly one potatoes worth!
I've done 8 easy. Then again I have the metabolism of a racehorse, so it doesn't really have an effect. In a whole day I think I could do 20 quite comfortably.
how big are the packets?
multi pack, your good, share size your a fat pig
You were in fat bastard territory before you started binners. Did you have a Buzzin Hornet between each one? Jesus, you must stink.
I once ate nine maccy d cheeseburgers in one sitting. I was really pissed though.
Just the one, but they were 200g bags.
When i have a hangover i NEED a multipack of Square Crisps, followed by a grab bag of either pretzels or them stick things covered in brown sauce, plus a large bottle of pepsi.
Yup, fat bastard 
Stopped after 10, all bunged in a bowl together, a right mix of chicken/bacon/beef. Only stopped as the multi-pack was empty
I wonder if that's why my GP is now having difficulty getting my blood pressure back to normal? 
I used to work two half days every day with a thirty mile drive between
dinner was either two zingers from the colonel or two big bags of those sensations crisps
(at eighty-five obviously)
how many packets of cheese and onion Seabrook would you have to eat, virtually one after the other, to have you labeled a right fat greedy bastard?
It's a question that answers itself really, isn't it? 
Speshly since Seabrooks are only eaten by Northerners. And we all know what they're like....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgiDINcZ-q4
E'll eat yer pies, e'll tell yer lies....
Seabrook? WTF?
Tyrells Thai Sweet Chilly every now and then, Walkers if Tyrells not available but only Thai Sweet Chilly.
Occasionally a Roast Ox short issue concoction from an Asda multipack.
Seabrook? WTF?
Don't; it's all they get up there the poor sods, such is the deprivation. 
emsz - Member
how big are the packets?multi pack, your good, share size your a fat pig
Ha, ha!
She's right though!
Oh, and Binners neglected to include the fact that it's catering packs he's on about....
Elfinsafety - Member
Seabrook? WTF?
Don't; it's all they get up there the poor sods, such is the deprivation.
Do they still have the little blue bag with salt in it?
How do you know all this? have you been oop there?
And survived?
97, yes really, Smokey Bacon too, so more like 234..
FTW
BRILLIANT!
I was the fat kid in school and then the council let Farmfoods open parallel to the gates....
Those odd-value-priced-15-tiny-bags-for-pennies things? Hundreds got devoured.
And i liked to drink the powder from Discos and smash Skips and Wotsits together.
I'm yet to talk to a professional about my savoury afflicted adolescence.
a whole pub box of prawn
How do you know all this? have you been oop there?And survived?
I have, yes. I felt it my duty as a citizen, to try to bring joy to the lives of those who dwell forever in despair and sorrow.
Sadly such philanthropy did not come without great personal cost; I was left emotionally scarred, for there are things there which no mayn should ever be forced to witness.
I mean, have you ever been to Warrington? Or Stoke, on a Friday Night?
You weren't there, man, you woon't understand....
(sharing pack, but not really sharing!) Packet of doritos and a jar of dip during f1 qualifying..
but then I am a granny ring user.
Elfinsafety - MemberI mean, have you ever been to Warrington? Or Stoke, on a Friday Night?
No dude, bravery like that.. Humbling to interact.
I did speak to one once, but didn't understand what he said back, so smiled and left..
See, with all these different pack sizes, someone needs to come up with an arbitrary measure of crisp units so we can make a fair comparison. They could call it "The Potato".
Like 'a potato of crisps'.
Like 'a potato of crisps'.
That's two potatoes then?
You greedy bastard!
perhaps they could adopt the "chin" - as in how many needed to add another one
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