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  • How many of you are bored stiff at work and clock watching waiting for it to end
  • redhouse246
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    Albert Funk
    Comedy rating: 54/100
    Likes: a fine cape
    Dislikes: a fresh can of whoop ass

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Name: Charlie McGinger
    Comedy rating: 74/100
    Likes: Big butts and he cannot lie
    Dislikes: Other brothers denying

    camo16
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    Willard, hot dang you play a good game

    Name: Bucky Bloodlust
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 0.8/100 (BUT 99/100 when he gets within 50 metres of you)
    Likes: checking out Buddy’s guns
    Dislikes: instant coffee and the inability to tie a bandana with hooves

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    oliverd1981
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    At work until the 3rd of January and already really quite bored.

    Marcus Van Bearen
    Comedy rating: 56/100
    Likes: Mixing it up, Juhzing, getting Kerrrrazzzy
    Dislikes: Tinned Salmon, Uptight Canadian Chicks

    willard
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    Hmmmmm. Time to dig deep.

    Name: Rocky the Rock Ape
    CMR: 75.5/100
    Likes: Oranges, flinging poo at tourists
    Dislikes: Tourists, RAF Regiment

    cardo
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    Name: Roger the Dog
    Comedy rating: 44/100
    Likes: Hypnosis & Fox hunting & Doggy style.
    Dislikes: Having temperature taken.

    Kryton57
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    Name: Tandom Jeremy
    Comedy rating: 19/100
    Likes: Internet Forums
    Dislikes: Internet Forums, Banhammers

    Torminalis
    Free Member

    Name: ??
    Comedy rating: 19.8/100
    Likes: Zen Budhism, Gravy Bones.
    Dislikes: Hatori Snuggle-Kitty (and everything he stands for)

    camo16
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    * suspects many STW-ers are ringers and are already proficient with Comedy Mammal Top Trumps *

    Name: Reggie the Rasta Elk
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 65.7/100
    Likes: Horny times, swallowing projectile bananas
    Dislikes: Inability to conceal nutsack from nosy photographers

    EDIT: Kryton57 on a yellow card for trying to trump us with a non-mammal. 😉

    willard
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    Name: Rex
    CMR: 50/100
    Likes Mud, cat poo, clean floors, clean sofas, clean clothes
    Dislikes: The hoover, trips to the V. E. T, the postman

    Kryton57
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    Name: Gemima
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 96.5/100
    Likes: Match.com
    Dislikes: Missionary, backwards cowboy.

    deluded
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    Name: Orel Hump
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 55/100
    Likes: Right Said Fred’s
    Dislikes: The Fuzz (he a badass)

    thepurist
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    Name: Lady Jemima Sniffington-Balls
    CMR: 77.7/100
    Likes: Doggy style, clipped nails
    Dislikes: Keith Chegwin, Pantone 1817, tan lines

    EDIT – deluded – there’s meant to be an animal in your picture – I keep looking but can’t spot it.

    camo16
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    Everything still to play for…

    Name: Semi-Skimmed Sarah
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 86.3/100
    Likes: Dolph Lundgren, maintaining an impassive cow face even when skimming
    Dislikes: Paypal Gift and vigilantes on the classifieds

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Name: Dolph Hoff
    Comedy Mammal Rating: 150/100
    Likes: Semi-Skimmed Sarah and her lissome dolphin partner
    Dislikes: The Berlin Wall

    redhouse246
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    Camo, your definately right, this deserves its own thread! It’s time to take this to the streets!

    And even though kryton had a non mammal when I read his name was random Jeremy I nearly browned my calvins!

    Whathaveisaidnow
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    Name: Stuffed Crufts
    Comedy rating: 87/100
    Likes: Christmas Tips
    Dislikes: Scooters

    redhouse246
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    Sorry tandom Jeremy! Damn spellcheck

    willard
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    Name: Melvin
    CMR: 83/100
    Likes: The great outdoors, females with a sense of adventure, Land Rovers
    Dislikes: Thos bloody adverts, people watching when a dude’s trying to have some private time

    camo16
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    * senses game is being lost *

    Name: Elkinsafety
    Comedy rating: 94.3/100
    Likes: getting rufty tufty all over de place
    Dislikes: the chafe you get from metal elk

    camo16
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    Camo, your definately right, this deserves its own thread! It’s time to take this to the streets!

    Nah, I’m starting to like it here. Hope I haven’t trashed your thread…

    Strepsils definitely hold the answer. I’m not sure exactly what the question was, but damn if Strepsils don’t hold the clue.

    spawnofyorkshire
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    name: ???? ???
    comedy rating: 33.3333/100
    likes: a good flow rate
    dislikes: asparagus

    redhouse246
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    Not at all camo you have made something genius! I’m getting on the strepsils!

    cardo
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    time for another?

    Name: Rupert Smellyballs
    CMR: 88/100
    Likes: Romantic Dinners, Reggae, Top Gear on Dave
    Dislikes: Shampoo, poo, Jimmy Saville

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Name – Humpy Bogart
    CMR – 2/100. Do I look like I do comedy? DO I?
    Likes – Jazz pianists.
    Dislikes – Whistling. I mean, we all know how to do it, right? So it’s not really very clever, now is it?

    lb77
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    Name: Christiano Beluga
    CMR: 41/100
    Likes: The Special One, skinny dipping, crab sticks
    Dislikes: Anyone who calls it ‘Wendyball’

    camo16
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    Okay, it’s all gone quiet, so:

    Name: Louis ‘Wolfie’ Smith
    CMR: 98/100
    Likes: Bouncing, flouncing and ravishing Nigella Lawson after hours
    Dislikes: Existentialism, blondes and anything starring Steve Carroll

    redhouse246
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    Name: buster strawfield
    CMR: 90/100
    Likes: The works of chekov. wrigleys gum
    Dislikes: mirrors, raybans, jay z

    Kryton57
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    Name: Bacon Sandwich
    CMR: 54.3/100
    Likes: Bacon, Burgers, Hotdogs, Pizza, Nigella Lawson
    Dislikes: Paul McCartney

    thepurist
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    Name: Roger Fiver Thumper McBuggs
    CMR: 78/100
    Likes: Beige, taupe, cream, unbleached silk, buff, tan, khaki
    Dislikes: Light brown

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Name: Pope Piggious XII
    CMR: 0/100
    Likes: Churches and shit
    Dislikes: Contraception

    redhouse246
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    Name: Darf ballskin
    CMR 9.99/100
    Likes: The dark side, velvet pillows, roger moore
    Dislikes: the hairy bikers, bright lights

    votchy
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    Name: Lenny the Lion
    CMR: 3/100
    Likes: Gentlemans Relish and a smooth sac
    Dislikes: Jellied Eels

    camo16
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    Hi guys… started without me, did you? 😉

    Name: Enrico Llorente Diaz Amigo Muchacho, ‘Call Me Snifter’ Jesus
    CMR: 47.8/100
    Likes: Mayans, Cortez, Hooters
    Dislikes: Pipe smokers, pretentious middle-class cockbags, Ipswich Town

    redhouse246
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    name: Jellybean jones
    CMR: 43/100
    likes: shiny disco balls, catnip smoothies
    Dislikes: dirty floors, black keys on the piano!

    redhouse246
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    Morning Dude, hows the strepsil diet going?

    camo16
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    * lols at Pope Piggious XII, Jellybean Jones and Lenny. Decides to up stakes *

    Name: Stevie Bunnder
    CMR: 76/100 (sans piano); 97/100 (avec piano)
    likes: Hopping, chopping, bopping and lady bunnies who play for carrot
    Dislikes: Being inside a microwave

    camo16
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    Morning Dude, hows the strepsil diet going?

    Morning. 😉

    Strepsils supply exhausted. 😥 Today’s medication of choice: Vicks First Defence nasal spray… expect total sinus annihilation any minute now.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Stevie Bunnder might be the winner so far! 😆

    redhouse246
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    i have a hangover and on the empty stomach and solpedine diet. Rock on tommy!

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