Is there’a correct term for that gap?

Same as the distance between the carpark machine and the ticket.

What is that distance and what isit called?

i… i don’t, erm, understand the question…

is there a question?

I must admit I’m struggling to parse the question. Must be one of those Zen things, a koan.

Every part, I can reach
Even the middle of my back
Just stretch

Every part, I can reach

How do you scratch itcges inside your ears? You know, the ones that feel like you brain itself is itching.

i think he means:

ferrari itch – beyond reach

holiday to new york – save up for a year

biking legend – achievable ( in his dreams)

Kelly Brook – only if he takes up rugby

The units would have to be something irritating like Janet Street-Porter

It’s invariably about £20 further than my overdraft will stretch.

Need a good peruse of the Meaning of Liff to find that definition.

Every part, I can reach
Even the middle of my back
Just stretch

You also have long limbs, I’m fat ‘n’ stumpy and have trouble tying my shoelaces..

got a mega itch for a 24 inch cruiser for the track. its exactly its whole price out of reach.

Found the solution this morning. Damned useful things are coat hangers