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How do you deal with "asky" people

  • 215 posts & 78 voices | Started 6 months ago by jhw | Latest reply from scaredypants

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  1. ourmaninthenorth - Member

    It's better being an inhouser for being talked down to by London lawyers*. I bought it was bad being a non-London hick doing international m&a. Actually, none of the overseas people (lawyers, clients, Corp fin guys) gave one. Only the London lawyers. Oh and the bankers (but they - rightly - hate all private practice lawyers).

    I could give you a load of tips that would massively help your career and make you a far better lawyer than any of your peers,, but I'm not your supervisor and I have to go to bed now. Having slacked off with only 10 hours work today....

    Just remember - you might believe all the recruitment hype about your firm only recruiting the brightest and the best, but you are there to do two things: (1) not think for yourself and do as you're told and (2) record every minute of time. 2000 chargeable hours minimum should do it....

    Posted 5 months ago #
  2. Militant_biker - Member

    she's condemned herself to a mediocre guy who can close the deal.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  3. ourmaninthenorth - Member

    *now I get to boss you lot round and general teach people who should know better some basic legal principles.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  4. mugsys_m8 - Member

    jhw,

    I'm having some regulatory issues with an international oil pipeline project. One of the countries has a high ranking in world corruption stakes ministry which is called something vaguely Monty Pythonesque, that I'm trying to get a permit from.

    Can you help? Or do you only trans-continental?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  5. Jamie - Member

    Do you mean any good at conveyancing or PI claims, or any good at advising trans-continental pipeline joint ventures on international regulatory issues or what have you. Nobody does City law except City lawyers so your point doesn't really...

    Dr Google, I presume?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  6. The Southern Yeti - Member

    I we still living in jhw's fantasy this morning?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  7. Jamie - Member

    It's the only reason I got out of bed this morning, TSY.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  8. The Southern Yeti - Member

    It probably explains why I'm wearing a playboy bunny outfit too.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  9. Stuey01 - Member

    It's her loss - she's condemned herself to a mediocre guy. Weaker sex.

    With an attitude like this I'm struggling to understand how she didn't simply swoon into your arms.
    Weaker sex... ffs what a crock. The only weak one in this story is you, you arrogant prick.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  10. The Southern Yeti - Member

    Awww bless you stuey... I bet you get enraged with the Easteners plot too.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  11. iDave - Member

    I've finished work early today to watch and learn.

    I bet if jhw had told hot girl all the minute detail about his high flying, ultra-prosperous lawyer's life she'd have been putty in his surgical gloves.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  12. Stuey01 - Member

    Awww bless you stuey... I bet you get enraged with the Easteners plot too.

    Bring back Dirty Den!!

    Posted 5 months ago #
  13. Jamie - Member

    You got genuinely angry, Stuey.

    You just lost the game.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  14. Stuey01 - Member

    It's true, I got annoyed. I vented. I feel calm now, all is well with the world.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  15. barnsleymitch - Member

    Some of jhw's posts remind me of the moz / lester thread a couple of years back. Anybody remember that one?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  16. radtothepowerofsik - Member

    Moz?

    Bet that one was feisty, he has some views that wouldn't go down well here

    Posted 5 months ago #
  17. jhw - Member

    Post a link

    I do try to make an impression!

    Ourmaninthenorth - the main thing I need advice on would be how to get away from City and get to a small practice where I can actually do some law...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  18. TandemJeremy - Member

    Just go
    Walk out the door
    Don't turn around now.....................

    Posted 5 months ago #
  19. BruceWee - Member

    More climbing innuendo that I just heard on UKC that you should have used:

    "Now be careful I'm going to come over you, so mind my nuts don't hit you in the face"

    Posted 5 months ago #
  20. sugdenr - Member

    mugsys_m8 - Member
    jhw,

    I'm having some regulatory issues with an international oil pipeline project. One of the countries has a high ranking in world corruption stakes ministry which is called something vaguely Monty Pythonesque, that I'm trying to get a permit from.

    Can you help? Or do you only trans-continental?

    I might know one or two who can, email of you are serious.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  21. singletrackmind - Member

    Meanwhile over on UKClimbing Chat Forum. .
    I went away with J... over the weekend , A... came as well for extra belay and rope work . J... was not very good at climbing and made awful jokes about climbing the corperate laddder , and spending so many hours working he had no rope time . I mean , what kind of guy invites you away for a weekend of grade 3 climbs and cant even tie off a Cosmic ascender properly .
    Fortunatly A... was there too , he helped out J... and i with secondary belays and J... with his rope work . J... even put his harness on far too loosely and got his man - bits squished when a friend failed !
    Worked out OK in the end tho as J... fell asleep instantly and A... held my hand in the dark, which was really sweet .
    Probably wont go climbing with J.. again as he seems to work all day everyday and plays with his ice axe alot. A.. is up for some 4c ascents next weekend. He's so sweet and caring so glad he came along , made the weekend

    Posted 5 months ago #
  22. ourmaninthenorth - Member

    Ourmaninthenorth - the main thing I need advice on would be how to get away from City and get to a small practice where I can actually do some law...

    So, assuming you're an NQ (or 1PQE), you do need to serve some time.

    Am happy to share thoughts offline (we're too busy taking the p--s out of you ). Email's in profile. Cheers.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  23. redthunder - Member

    Anyone finding the tags even more funny that the OP original thread ?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  24. jhw - Member

    Yes but they look like they were all done by the same person.

    HG has been terminated with extreme prejudice from my FB - OOOOOH...

    Meanwhile Asky Man is Asking me to show him bike trails this weekend...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  25. Cougar - Member

    HG has been terminated with extreme prejudice from my FB

    That'll learn her.

    Meanwhile Asky Man is Asking me to show him bike trails this weekend...

    One of those starter 'double black' routes, then?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  26. Militant_biker - Member

    Meanwhile Asky Man is Asking me to show him bike trails this weekend...
    Make sure you take along HGv2 to keep him happy...

    Posted 5 months ago #
  27. wrecker - Member

    This is an opportunity which needs to be thought through very carefully.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  28. john_drummer - Member

    I CBA to read all that. WTF is "asky"?

    Posted 5 months ago #
  29. julianwilson - Member

    john_drummer - Member

    I CBA to read all that. WTF is "asky"?

    +1

    Comedy STW summary of thread please!

    Posted 5 months ago #
  30. Zedsdead - Member

    I CBA to read all that. WTF is "asky"?

    a winner.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  31. The Southern Yeti - Member

    WTF is "asky"?

    If you have to ask, I guess it means You.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  32. Surrounded By Zulus - Member

    Rookie error - London defence - Mockery - London Defence V2 - More Mockery. And that's us here.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  33. john_drummer - Member

    WTF is "asky"?

    If you have to ask, I guess it means You.

    guess I walked into that one

    Posted 5 months ago #
  34. sugdenr - Member

    OK now I have to ask, WTF is WWSBZD and SBZWHSH, although I now feel lame as OP for not knowing.

    Posted 5 months ago #
  35. The Southern Yeti - Member

    SBZ = Our own Mr Zulu

    What would he do?

    I'm guessing he'd have slept with her?

    Posted 5 months ago #

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