Pee and poo around a wall in town.
I know the obvious answer is to educate the owners, but bear with me here I am in the south of France, therefore educating people is just not possible.
So unless I start kicking dogs and owners with a set of bomber, what ca I put that will stop the dog to fulfil their needs around a shop.
I am looking for something efficient, it really doesn’t have to be dog friendly at all as long as it work.

Get a bigger dog.

Oh dear!
[fetches biscuits to go with can of stella]

no i don’t want a dog, to be fair I just don’t like dogs at all. Not at all they are dangerous nasty feckers. Plus don’t get me started on the pissing and poing everywhere.

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful!

Not a troll I really would love an uber-efficient dog-repellent

I suppose you need something to stop ’em sniffing where other dogs have been

pepper/chilli ?
diesel ?

Or smear bovril on a different wall nearby ?

some kind of ultrasonic alarm?

[fetches biscuits to go with can of stella]

Pleasure.

Are we talking about any old wall in town? Or the wall to your property?

Juan – I understand you’re not English but you’re spelling in the thread title is appalling.

How can I stop foucking sh1ty dog

Well. You have taken the first step by admitting that you have a problem. Inter-species fornication is not exclusive to the South of France, but it’s certainly rife there.

Perhaps wean yourself off with pictures of cats?

Title amended for avoidance of doubt 🙂

How can I stop dog fouling?

Send him off!

Sorry, couldn’t resist 😆

but bear with me here I am in the south of France, therefore educating people is just not possible.

There’s no point Merlinman… you can’t teach some people.

Juan – can’t you just ban them?

Perhaps leave the cover off a lamppost, so when the dog widdles, it gets electrocuted, happened to a dog near us when i was a kid, not nice, but it stopped the dogs for a long while.

Don’t French gentleman also urinate in the street? Might be some human collateral damage.

take pictures post em on the local poster walls and shame em

take pictures post em on the local poster walls and shame em

Letting your dog poo on the pavement doesn’t seem to be particularly socially unacceptable in France so I’m not sure that would work. I was pretty surprised at how much crap there was all over the place when I went last year. It like it was here 20 years ago.

Jon tbh I have to disagree or perhaps I go to the right places and you go to the wrong, paris ???

I have a place in the Haute Vienne and the area is immaculate and well looked after the locals are realy proud of the area.

perhaps we have different experences

Pee and poo around a wall in town.

Hasn’t Nice got any motocrottes ? Paris has had them for 30 years. And, they’re a French invention iirc.

Tell the local authority to get some money off Nice’s tight-fisted wealthy residents and buy some.

Although are you sure the offender is canine ?

This geezer looks well sus :

Jon tbh I have to disagree or perhaps I go to the right places and you go to the wrong, paris ???

I have a place in the Haute Vienne and the area is immaculate and well looked after the locals are realy proud of the area.

perhaps we have different experences

TBF morzine seems pretty covered in dog shit at the moment. it’s disgusting.