Being blond(ish) with thin hair means that my facial coverage is patchy. Not bad in places, a few spindly threads in others.

Is there a way I can nurture it like a lawn so that I too can have a fleeting moment of hipster cred.

maybe you could give puberty a go?

Mascara.

When all you can do is bumfluff, clean shaven is always a good look

What age are you?

Aye, just accept your lot. I’d like to have hair, but it’s no happening so I keep it trim, the beard is second best.

What age are you?

Ancient. I think it is time for another razor thread.

Buy some clippers and keep trimming it back one grade at a time until it looks a bit more even, then let it grow, clip it back one grade longer, etc.

My beards actually quite patchy and slow growing but as long as it’s kept evenly clipped it looks pretty good after a couple of months.

Ancient.

Ancient and blond? You swine.

HRT or Fire.

Ancient

Sounds like yoof speak for 22.

Ancient and blond

You are Thor and I claim my £5

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What they say if you cannot grow a proper beard then dont

FWIW i was 40 before i could grow a goatee- still could not grow sideys at all- and by the time i could the bloody thing had grey hairs in it.

You are Thor and I claim my £5

Didn’t (doesn’t?) Thor have a luxuriant beard, though?

Want some of mine?

I’m reading the brambles thread with interest…