Me and Mrs S. Stayed in Liverpool on Saturday and a very nice stay it was too. However as with every other hotel we've stayed in recently, shower time was perilous. Hotel showers seem to have 3 settings:
1. Liquid nitrogen.
2. Oooooh just lovely.
3. Superheated steam
The problem is, by the time you've found setting no. 2, you've already been hospitalised with full thickness burns from 1. or 3.
What am I doing wrong??