Here's a good one for you:
I work in a quarry for a large company.
Quarries generally have spare land which they often rent out for various activities, keeping horses being one of them
We have, err, a rather dodgy chap shall we say keeping horses on our land here. For various reasons, including complaints from the public and the fact that he seems to be exporting them as food (Yes really), his lease has not been renewed and he has to remove his animals. But he's ingoring us totally. I'm just printing out signs to the effect that if they aren't gone by a certain date, they'll be removed for him.
RSPCA probably.
No real questions or point, but things like this do make you wonder about some people, don't they? Why would you do this? 
