Since homeopathy is now available from the NHS and therefore clearly an effective, scientifically proven approach to healing, I'd like to hear your tips for applying homeopathy in the workshop. Here's one to get you started.
Punctures: to treat a puncture, take a small thorn and dissolve it in an Olympic swimming pool of water. Take one drop of this solution and dissolve it in another Olympic size swimming pool of water. Repeat x 7. Now take one drop of the resulting solution and drip it into your tyre valve. Repeat 3 times a day until the symptoms have gone.