Viewing 32 posts - 1 through 32 (of 32 total)
  • Hollyoaks, Dear God …
  • bikebouy
    Free Member

    What a pile of shite.

    T’is all..

    😆

    DezB
    Free Member

    Did you post this in 1995 and some glitch means its only just appeared? or wot?

    JoB
    Free Member

    it’s taken you nearly 20 years to figure this out?

    Fresh Goods Friday 696: The Middling Edition

    Fresh Goods Friday 696: The Middlin...
    Latest Singletrack Videos
    twinw4ll
    Free Member

    Not half as shit as master baker or whatever it’s called.

    uselesshippy
    Free Member

    If it’s that bad, why are you watching it?
    You could watch something else, or go out on your bike, the world is your oyster.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Ha, I was on the Mac and glanced over at the TV.

    Train crash, car on the train tracks, people having a party in a carrage, some bloke standing on a bridge.

    Well, I don’t think I’ve ever watched, in 5mins, such utter garbage. 😆

    So I’m now watching Strictly on Beeb 2 🙄

    DezB
    Free Member

    go out on your bike, the world is your oyster

    it never rains in Hollyoaksland

    nickdavies
    Full Member

    It was alright when Jambo was in it….

    Now on the rare occasion it’s on TV when i flick it on its seems to always be a scene that looks like they chucked corrie, casualty & towie into a blender and just aired the result.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Sounds like you were watching Casualty.

    ericemel
    Free Member

    I cannot decide if I am lucky or not, but this is the ONLY thing my wife watches.

    Some very good eye candy too.

    unovolo
    Free Member

    Come on no one watches it for the acting skills…………………………do they?

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    😯

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    unovolo – Member

    Come on no one watches it for the acting skills…………………………do they?

    Jesus, did they all get a discount at the same plastic surgeon?
    Bad Photoshop job too.

    weeksy
    Full Member

    lol I can’t wait to see some STWers wives who compete with the Hollyoaks girls. 🙂

    Are we going to get all truly STW with ‘degrading to women’ first or moving straight onto “I wouldn’t hit her, I’d rather stay at home and polish my high horse” ?

    sobriety
    Free Member

    We used to call it fittyoaks when I was at Uni, and the only reason to watch it was still the character in the after credits scene game.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    weeksy – Member

    lol I can’t wait to see some STWers wives who compete with the Hollyoaks girls.

    I nominate wrestling.
    My Mrs would snap them in half.

    Are we going to get all truly STW with ‘degrading to women’ first or moving straight onto “I wouldn’t hit her, I’d rather stay at home and polish my high horse” ?

    What ARE you on about?
    Hollyoaks is degrading to women?
    🙂

    BTW, lawn needs a trim.

    DaveyBoyWonder
    Free Member

    I stopped watching it when Max died*.

    * I was also about 10 at the time. Or maybe 20.

    monkeysfeet
    Free Member

    Its based in Chester. Believe me, Chester is f ##k all like Hollyoaks.

    project
    Free Member

    Based on chester, filmed in an old school in liverpool, childwall, and nothing like chester, chester the roman left and nothing happened after, just the invention of traffic lights and traffic wardens.

    The train accident was filmed at Bury, and featured a preserved clayton teddy bear diesel loco and 2 coaches

    northernmatt
    Full Member

    On the East Lancs Railway? There’s a chap with exactly the same name as me that does something with electrics on the engines.

    Cougar
    Full Member

    I didn’t think the trains on the East Lancs line had electrics.

    project
    Free Member

    Diesel electric locos, where a diesel engine provides power to electric traction motors doing away with the need for a mechanical clutch or gear box.

    singlesteed
    Free Member

    Number 3 step forward, I’m going to give you some seeds,,,

    But not from a
    Holly or an Oak

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    The only thing that’s hit the one on the left was the ugly stick.

    Actually, I just realised they were lined up on a sliding scale, nice touch…

    You can’t have been watching it too closely, someone will have been making bestiality snuff porn in the next carriage with their mum’s brother’s niece, an angry misunderstood wombat and a toaster. From previous plot lines this seems entirely plausible.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I stopped watching it when Max died*.

    SPOILER ALERT FFS!

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    I feel sorry for the long term cast. I watched it 12 years ago and people are still in it, but they have had the same storyline year in, year out. It’s admirable for making me feel like it’s 2002 all over again.

    badllama
    Free Member

    miss llama is related to Karen who played Lynsey Nolan

    met her many times very nice girl

    boltonjon
    Full Member

    I accidentally caught the last 5 minutes on Tuesday waiting for the news

    My god. Utterly bonkers

    Missed it last night…

    Did the 2 girls in the old mini survive??

    Did the blonde girl get thrown out of the train?

    Is the big Jock still gay??

    ha ha – i have Catch Up on Demand now!!

    Winner!

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    I thought it was just the auditions from FHM’s cover shoots mixed up with all the stuff that was too bonkers for lost?

    boltonjon
    Full Member

    This is brilliant!!!

    They sent Candice from Corrie of to call the fire brigade – but then she started having a baby

    Then some weird sh*t with a gas bottle blew one of the carriages up – probably killing the baddy

    This is big budget stuff

    choppersquad
    Free Member

    Mrs Squad is utterly in love with Dodger (Danny Mac).
    Mind you, he is nearly as good looking as me.

    bwfc4eva868
    Free Member

    It has some belting looking ladies in it. But that’s it’s only positive. Now TOWIE makes me want to throw the telly out of a fast moving car, utter toilet TV. And they have the cheek to call Northerners weird.

Viewing 32 posts - 1 through 32 (of 32 total)

The topic ‘Hollyoaks, Dear God …’ is closed to new replies.