“Oh look” says Mrs b “they have mtb for use, why don’t you go out for a cycle?”

Off I toddle for an inspection of the range of BSO on offer.

I didn’t bother, back to the pool and cocktails

More fool you.
Bikes and a free pass to go for a cycle…..where’s the issue?
One of them’s even been set-up for that new backwards cycling that’s becoming fashionable.

If we’re trading bike tragedies seen on holiday…

Last week I pulled up behind this car in France. My though process;
– Oh nice, look it’s one of those Lappy, carbon frame, 29er, full-suss XC race machines with the weird pierced seat-tube shock mount things, not seen one of those before.
– *eyes move to steerer/stem area* WFT…

looks like he bought the forks off here … from one of them SLAM THAT STEM merchants.