Do you want to swap places?
We're looking after our neice's feral children and one of them has decided to regurgitate her entire stomach contents onto our bed including every quilt in the house except from our sons. I've just spent an hour stuffing bedding into the washing machine and hosing down quilts and pillows on the washing line.
Every one is fast asleep now, except me, I have nowhere to sleep, our bed being covered in sick, nothing to sleep under since the spare sleeping bags have been used to cover children and my wife, so I'll be sleeping in a corner of the floor with a coat over me.
