The following offences will cause automatic disqualification from the event.
a. Threatening, abusive or insulting words or conduct
Not allowed to heckle or abuse Hora? Ah come on it’s the only reason I’m coming all that way in bloody winter! Please don’t spoil my fun! 🙁
c. Dangerous conduct/riding/quote]
What, no deliberately pushing someone in the bush (© French Juan 2009)?
e. Failing to obey marshals or the police
Ain’t no Babylon gon tell me what to do. Cha…
f. Nudity (Without prior permission)
This I approve of wholheartedly. Many HtNers bodies willunt have seen the sun in months, and be proper ‘orrible all pasty and flabby and blotchy. 😡
g. Outside assistance on the course
Can’t have someone else push my bike up the steep bits then?
h. Tampering with the equipment of others
Ah come on! Why ever not? Some of ’em may even enjoy it!!!
So, no Alonso V Schumacher Imola 2005 stylee then? I’m not having bloody Binners pass me, even if me bike’s borked…