With Public Health England:

National Bowel QA Facilitator

😯

(Yes, I know it’s an important issue and I’m being childish)

That’s a job for an Analyst, surely…

It’s a bum deal.

Bottom of the piles for me.

QA? That’s mostly checkin’ intestine, isn’t it?

Does the job spec ask for an analysis attention to detail.

Give them a ring.

I think you’d have to jump through hoops to get that job

Is it shit money??….lol

No bit it’s a tough sector to be in and you need to know your stuff – pretty much Sphincter swim.

You should get on the phone and colon them immediately.

I bet the jokes will be running in all day for this one. I think i’ll hang around.
**Pulls up a stool**

Things are getting dire here but give them a ring if you’ve got nothing on.

Sounds like a tough jobbie.

I need some time to digest what your saying about this.

It might just be going through the motions but on the other hand you could widen the circle of your friends.

What’s the bolus sitch?

I think I could make a decent fist of it. As long as I worked hand in glove with my supervisor.

I couldn’t do it! I would be the butt of too many jokes.

I’ve just spat coffee at “widening the circle of my friends”

Curse McDonald’s and their free wifi

QA Facilitator

Quality Assurance is usually about shining a light into dark places, isn’t it?

You wouldn’t want to make an arse of that job, it could see your career go down the pan..

I get the job of collecting excised colons from theatre, taking it to pathology at a different hospital (in a bucket by tube)

Watching as the bowel as cut open and cleaned and then getting some juicy tumours cut out and then going back to my institute extracting the and microdissecting the dysplastic crypts for DNA sequencing

There is a whole world of bowel medicine and research out there

On the whole its stinky

Cheers Kimbers, sounds really intestine.

I’d go for it, you’d be flushed with success if you get it

They could P.U.P.E someone in from HPA

in a bucket by tube

I bet you get a bit of space on the escalators…

“Sorry, all the lids have gone in the recent cutbacks. Coming through!”

You won’t get it by currying favour.

the research involves lots of paper submissions