I am not capable of making a decision, single track help me.

My mrs is a nutter, single track help me.

My kids are driving me insane, single track help me l.

My bike is too old, single track help me.

My bikes wheels are the wrong size, single track help me.

My fox shocks need some loving? Single track help me.

Afan is well gay! Single track help me

Swinley is da atomic bom – yeah right

Lets dance

Hopefully you’re capable of swallowing a couple of diazepam 😉

I’ve got play in my seatpost, single track help me
My neighbour has run into my car, single track help me
My shock lever is stiff, single track help me
My chain is noisy, single track help me

You seem to have a fair bit of shit to sort out. I’m not sure singletrack can help a situation this **** up.

0/10

You need the quacks, not stw.

Diazepam or Tamazipan though eh? Surely the latter is better for fitting tubeless with a chainsaw?

I hate an old woman who died – Wah!

Haaa 😉 no drugs for me! Left them back in 2001 after I set fire to Exeter Unis oak tree (was growing for 170 years apparently)…….

MTFU

With the right backing tracks, that could be a club classic

You forgot.

I don’t know how to ring my insurance company.

0 / 10 !!!!! VHF come on …. Sorry CFH

My wood isn’t seasoned, singletrack help me
My watch is digital, singletrack help me
My bike is mainstream, singletrack help me
My coffee comes from Nestlé, singletrack help me

My wife’s leaking a baby ….
What tyres for me…

What tubeless fat bike for the Tour de France?

Scot routes ! My chain is shit, I have Tourette’s, I caught herpes off my dog. Rabies off my hamster, aids off my cat and the flu of my rat.

Posting history fail ball tickler 🙂

I’ve got £100 to spend, which cat food shall I buy?

I’ve never heard of Google, Singletrack help me!

Horas bikes
Last a day
Tj was well gay
I want a bike
So help me chose
clown bikes all the way
So what was wrong
With all bikes made today?
I tell you what? This is why…the marketing man may said,,,,,
I love My 29er ,,,….
It really is that good ….
I smashed it up at Afan
I smashed it well and good
But if i am very honest
My wheel size don’t mean shit
Cause’ I have have eaten a dominos and am now well full and cannot ride for shit

Oh an scotroutes – ffs before you take the piss out of someone, check out your own posting history!! Haaaa ball sack fail /)

Something happened- and I got excellent advice from Singletrackworld, because it’s a really good forum.

Haaa no drugs for me! Left them back in 2001 after I set fire to Exeter Unis oak tree (was growing for 170 years apparently)…….

Rediscovered them 2013 😯