So, quiet night in. Lambrini? Check! Butterkist? Check! Now which DVD to get? Currently vacillating between Clerks and Mallrats. Your thoughts?

Debbie does Dallas?

Time for a BLu-ray player and a 3D TV

Cannibal Holocaust

Shaving Ryan’s Privates
A Clockwork Orgy
Men in Black… Men
American Booty
Batman and Throbbin
The Boobyguard

…I could go on… 😉

madam and eve is quite good

Is this for a solo night in or a night with the other half? Have you seen either of them before?

If solo then Clerks, might as well start at the beginning. If it is to watch with the other half then other factors come into play. If it must be a Kevin Smith movie then Chasing Amy would get my vote.

sacrifice all self-respect and get Sex in the City II

‘All holes no poles’ ?
‘Semour Butt’ ?
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Some Like It Hot Lunch

I Spit on your Grave.

Ghost.

Jerry Zucker’s Oscar-winning 1990 film is back to tug at your heartstrings this 14th February. Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) and Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) are deeply in love, but a seemingly random mugging turns their world upside down. Sam is stabbed and dies in Molly’s arms, not only leaving her devastated, but also vulnerable to a plot far darker than she can imagine. Sam hasn’t gone very far however and finds himself trapped as a ghost, unable to move on, yet incapable of communicating with the living. Except for phony medium Oda Mae Brown (Whoopie Goldberg) that is. Now he must appeal to Oda Mae’s good nature to get her to help him warn Molly of the danger she’s in and put an end to the sinister machinations at work.

Is this with a chick or by yourself?

Ghost.

Jerry Zucker’s Oscar-winning 1990 film is back to tug at your heartstrings this 14th February. Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) and Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) are deeply in love, but a seemingly random mugging turns their world upside down. Sam is stabbed and dies in Molly’s arms, not only leaving her devastated, but also vulnerable to a plot far darker than she can imagine. Sam hasn’t gone very far however and finds himself trapped as a ghost, unable to move on, yet incapable of communicating with the living. Except for phony medium Oda Mae Brown (Whoopie Goldberg) that is. Now he must appeal to Oda Mae’s good nature to get her to help him warn Molly of the danger she’s in and put an end to the sinister machinations at work.

Check out Sgt Buzzkill 🙄

a-team… magnificent homage to the all-time classic i say. made me and the wife laugh like kids.

Man bites dog

Oooh, a Boy and His Dog. She’ll LOVE it! 🙂

Secretary 😉

The Incredible Gulp?
E-xxx-caliber
schittyschittygangbang?

Bad Boy Bubby

Romper Stomper!
Ooooh, Battlefield Earth. John Travolting at his finest!

sacrifice all self-respect and get Sex in the City II

no, don’t. It’s not worth it. really. I had to sit through this P.O.S over christmas/new year and it really is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

OK I haven’t seen Plan 9 From Outer Space, but I bet even that’s better than this thing

jurassic pork

No C(swearfilteravoidance)try for old men