I endoed on the bridleway from Cut Gate to North America,had to push the bike back to the car park so Mrs Dingo could collect me,and the A & E people say my clavicle is in 3 piecs,no riding for “several weeks” 👿

How would you like us to help.

Relaxing shoulder rub perhaps?

Nah,just offloading.Was doing well on 5:2 diet and increased mileage on bike,and now face 6 weeks of relative inactivity and boredom,it was just a crappy line choice too.

collar bones are like spaghetti, cos they always break into 3, least everyone I know (me included) who’s done one has 3bits floating around

The good news is, you are now a proper cyclist :D.

1. figure of 8 bandage, strapped tight for at leat two weeks.
2. Complete rest and no pissin about for at least 12 days.
3. After two week you can go on the turbo.
4. After three weeks you can go on your road bike, but be bloody careful.
5. After six weeks you’ll be fine.

Any good?
SB