hello,all my dear friends,i am new here.

Welcome to the madness!

Hello to you applelemon! Where ya at and what ya riding?

Have you ever seen The League of Gentleman?

This is like Roysten Vasey. Leave now, while you still can.

Who’s your favourite big hitter?

What’s your view on dogs?
Because of you haven’t got an opinion on them your no good to us. 😆
Welcome to the madhouse btw.

Hobnob?

Has He told you what to think yet?

Have you read my rant yet?

Hobnob?

I’d love one cougar but I’m carb free ATM . Wonder if I can dunk my bacon in my cup of tea. ( green tea of course – I’m right healthy me )

stick to the path, stay off the moors

stick to the path, stay off the moors

…nothing in this game for two in a bed.

Are you a long-time lurker, first-time poster?

If not, you may be a little confused/frightened/aroused for a while.

I remember the days when I was all, like, “hello, everyone!”

Now I’m like “hello? … anyone? … why do my shoes smell like wee?”

😳

run, run fast, NOW!

Tell me about your relationship with your mother…

Woppit – how about I tell you about my relationship with yours?

Interesting, so you’re a necrophiliac?

Beggers can’t be choosers.

Or spellers, evidently.

Just over 20 posts to get from “Hello, i’m new here” to “so you’re a necrophiliac?”

We’ll never see her again.

I think we’ve scared him off. 20 posts and he’s not responded. Come back, we’re not that bad, honest. Well, apart from the big hitters………

jon1973 – Member
Just over 20 posts to get from “Hello, i’m new here” to “so you’re a necrophiliac?”

Only on the STW forum. Class. 😀

Hi 😀

Have you bought a frame off Hora yet?

Do you think public sector workers are

a) Idle, workshy layabouts who need a dose of the real ****ing world, pretty damn sharpish!

or

b) Lovely?

hello,all my dear friends,i am new here.

quite possibly my favourite first post i’ve read!

“hello” – standard greeting, appropriate… but then BAM! “all my dear friends” – suggesting she/he already is good friends with many forum members, excellent.. a friendly poster has returned to bring harmony to the forum 😀 my heart grows at the thought of more friendly people… then BAM “i am new here.” with a mutherflipping full stop no less!!

GENIUS.

i like you already 🙂

They are DOOMED!…

I thought Camo16 nailed it.

I remember the days when I was all, like, “hello, everyone!”

Now I’m like “hello? … anyone? … why do my shoes smell like wee?”

Or spellers, evidently.

Buggar.