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  • Hedge porn….
  • PrinceJohn
    Full Member

    So…

    Just at the pub, and we’re discussing random things and this popped up, there’s 2 of us who remember it close to about 40 and the younger ones amongst us don’t remember, nor do the older ones or even a couple of random strangers…

    Please prove I’m not going mad…

    codybrennan
    Free Member

    It was a thing.

    maccruiskeen
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    DickBarton
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    A thing the Internet killed off…

    mattg73
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    44 here and yes you are spot on. I did email Chris Moyles about 20 years ago for a bot of a giggle complaining about the sad decline of random porn found out and about.

    jam-bo
    Full Member

    Last seen in about 2005.

    Don’t do a google image search for hedge porn. Or do…it’s eye opening…

    CountZero
    Full Member

    A thing the Internet killed off…

    Sadly true.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    It still is a thing!

    I will admit to being part of the HedgePron Continuation Army.

    Bike road trips require every member of the party to bring some gentertainment. Said rhythm pamphlets are then “redistributed” on the way home. Have told this tale before, but worth repeating…

    Heading south from CYB, my passenger, who had been assigned with the redistribution that day, yelled at me to stop alongside a bus stop. No lay by, just a bus shelter. He got out, and took what seemed like an age, while I waited impatiently in the car.

    When he eventually returned, I asked why it had taken so long.

    “I had to make sure the way it was laid out was just so….”

    Sadly true.

    You’d rather find a damp ‘used’ copy of Razzle in a hedgerow, with some ‘wives’ and various skanks of questionable attractiveness over the plethora of beautiful sluts available at your fingertips? Seriously?

    richmars
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    ads678
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    I’m 41 and remember finding random porn in hedges or the woods when I was a kid.

    Also DIY can throw up some random porn every now and then. Usually in wall cavities or under floor boards.

    Bregante
    Full Member

    A thing the Internet killed off…

    nobtwidler
    Free Member

    About 5 years ago had a strange weekend – firstly while riding through woods came across (tee hee) a load of hedge porn and the next day while out running spotted white dog s**t it was the 70’s all over again!

    Chest_Rockwell
    Free Member

    An old (teenage) workmate used to live right near a truck stop and would raid the bins for their discarded mags. Eugh, I know.

    Wonder what happened to that guy. 😈

    senorj
    Full Member

    Back lane pron for me- on my bmx paper round .

    supersessions9-2
    Free Member

    Most definitely a thing. My early MTB rides with friends were often abbreviated with a brief stop to view hedge porn spotted in passing. Everyone got quite adept at seeing that flash of flesh coloured magazine lurking under a bush.

    It’s sad it no longer exists, good on captainflash for trying to keep it alive. There should be a hedge porn resurrection organisation. A bit like the world heritage group thing.

    I’m 41 btw. Stuff of my youth. Killed by internet and smart phones.

    the00
    Free Member

    Last seen 2008, a Warwickshire back road. A copy of Derriere magazine as I recall. I guess thrown from the window of a moving vehicle, but who knows.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    It’s sad it no longer exists, good on captainflash for trying to keep it alive. There should be a hedge porn resurrection organisation. A bit like the world heritage group thing.

    As a parent, which would you rather;
    Option A – Little Timmy discovers pron through a faded, yet relatively tasteful copy of Mayfair, or similar, hidden under a bush. (Insert topiary gag here)
    Option B – Little Timmy has open access to whatever degrading filth is on the interwebz at the click of a button.

    They weren’t innocent days, it’s still pron, but I would posit the notion that byway bongo is a less harmful introduction than the already wide open Pandora’s box of smut that’s available online.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    Patrol camp (no leaders) with scouts, hiked to local campsite,found a bin bag full on a verge.

    Lugged it to campsite set up camp, had a wide game in neighbouring wheat field (Theresa may style, running through the crops) hayfever or porn excitement caused me to have an asthma attack, had to be taken home in an ambulance.

    Very sad to learn at school the following week that the rest of the patrol had burnt the lot page by page on the campfire!

    whiterabbit84
    Free Member

    This could be combined with geo-caching to create a modern spin

    funkmasterp
    Full Member

    The ashes (the name we gave the dump / garages at the end of our road) 1987, 10 year old me gets his first look at naked ladies. All thanks to a hawthorn bush and the wonders of hedge pron.

    nealglover
    Free Member

    The good old days!

    Hedge porn was a great thing indeed.

    Warren Lee (the woods by the river in my village) was THE place for hedge porn. It was ace :mrgreen:

    Kuco
    Full Member

    Yep, when I worked for the council in the parks/highways department in the 90’s came across a lot of hedge porn 🙂

    thomthumb
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    I’m 33 and just remember it from childhood. Saw some recently on an audax; appropriate as both hark back to a simpler age.

    Phil_H
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    The smell of damp glossy paper still makes me nostalgic for my teenage days. The woods at the back of my house were a frequent dumping ground for collections of hedge porn. It was always multiple magazines for some reason 🙄
    When I was a student I worked in a motorway service station shop and we used to sell porno mags by the boat load. They didn’t arrive in the “discretion bags” and I used to get the job of bagging the mags. It was an art to flick through the mags in the stock room whilst bagging them and not get caught by my colleagues 😆

    Moses
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    Oh yes, I remember it well.
    On my way to primary school I had to walk through a short tunnel under a railway. The drainage ducts at ground level were just the right size for a rolled-up copy of Health & Efficiency or the like. Very educational, when you’re 8 or 9.

    In the late 70s I enjoyed the remarkable job of sorting through lorry-loads of dustbin rubbish to assess how much of what was in said stuff. (Part of an early recycling project) After a while I learned that a double-wrapped and tied up carrier bag of magazines was always pron. No-one bothered to wrap ordinary magazines so carefully. That was educational, too.

    GrahamS
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    I was aware of hedge porn, but never really had to bother with it that much as I found my dad’s porn stash at a formative age (rolled up mags hidden in a metal fishing rod tube in the garage)

    pondo
    Full Member

    Rhythm pamphlets, lol. 🙂 44 and I remember hedge porn fondly. 🙂

    redmex
    Free Member

    Knave was often to be found as John Menzies sold them, many pages stuck together hopefully from the wet grass
    Once found a ruder one with Mary Millington with her kit off not that she would wear clothes very often

    RustyNissanPrairie
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    An early lads snowboarding holiday to Les Arc in the mid-late ’90’s (?) before the internet really took off had us discovering French porn mags In a Bourg newsagents. This was like hedge porn all over again x10. Utter filth.

    We ended up ripping ‘prominent’ pages out and leaving them in between the stack of dining plates in our Arc1600 digs for the some lucky person to find.

    teasel
    Free Member

    Watch out! Mikewsmith will be along any minute to start shouting shit about MEN being MEN with MEN or somesuch.

    Age is irrelevant, I think – I’m 50 and remember copious quantities of the stuff hanging in the local hedgerows. I, too, was having a similar discussion about it the other day with a 65yr old so almost a timeless classic, it would seem.

    A weird kink to the whole scene – I once hired a car and when cleaning it before returning found a handful of glossy offerings under the driver’s seat.

    Hire car porn.

    kiwijohn
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    About 15 years ago I found a hardback book of Indian and Japanese erotic drawings on a ride.
    Quite different to hardcore German stuff I found on another ride.

    stanfree
    Free Member

    Kids these day dont know the struggle we had getting decent Scud mags. Its all on a plate as long as you have a wifi connection and a bedroom door. Was only saying thsi tonight to the wife , my mate coming round with a bag of Knave , fiesta and Razzler and nodding whilst saying “theres yer fitba programs back i borrowed last month”.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    handful of glossy offerings under the driver’s seat.

    Warm up act for a dogger?

    Grim.

    teasel
    Free Member

    Ah, hadn’t thought of that.

    Yuck

    zokes
    Free Member

    Watch out! Mikewsmith will be along any minute to start shouting shit about MEN being MEN with MEN or somesuch.

    Wut?

    Houns
    Full Member

    whiterabbit84 – Member
    This could be combined with geo-caching to create a modern spin

    Geo-gashing?

    (Sorry, hate that word in that context, but only one that sprang to mind to fit)

    DrP
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    I found some ‘sexy vampire hedge porn’ at the foot of Devil’s Dyke on a roadie ride the other week…
    I chuckled, turned around and photographed it (in the hedge, not close up!) to share on my cycling facebook group! Raised a few…smiles…!

    DrP

    duckman
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    It was amazing how some areas were an absolute Fiesta for hedge porn. Quiet residential St near the law hill in Dundee,away from main roads was hoaching with the stuff. About a 25 min walk from my teenage house…15 on a grifter; less if you cut through the allotments.

    natrix
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    Round our way there was a period of time when the magazines died out but were replaced with discarded videos. The technicians at work had a TV and video (VHS of course) set up in the store room, ready for the cyclists to deliver their random finds 8)

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