Nope, nothing Blingy expected...
I'm about to lose my bibshorts virginity - the 2 for £59 offer on Shutt tempted me....
There will not be pictures (well, possibly, of a very startled looking border terrier)
Time will tell if their sizing matches real life..
Lycra. With inbuilt nappy.
What could possibly go wrong (or, look right!)
Oh, apologies to anyone whom I may already have put off their lunch.