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  • Having an affair? With which celebrity…?
  • geetee1972
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    Emilia Fox – of Silent Witness fame.

    The wife has already sanctioned the affair on the understanding that she can also have one with the chap from Spooks:

    Nick
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    my wife knows never to leave me alone with Penelope Cruz, personally I’d settle with having phone sex with her though

    davidrussell
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    cheryl cole

    1. cos she’s awesome
    2. So you could sing nasty songs to her scumbag husband if he ever makes it onto a pitch to play football again
    3. theres an opportunity for multiple action with Girls Aloud.
    4. You might bump into simon Cowell and get the opportunity to kick him in the pills.
    5. Cole has tattoos – any girl who has a tattoo is dirty. fact.

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    cinnamon_girl
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    I have a thing for guitarists so first choice is Hendrix, followed by Ryan Adams. Next on the list is the actor John Stamos (from ER, such a bad boy) and then David Morrissey.

    Cue pointing and laughing 😉

    freeridenick
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    Anna Friel

    Cooroo
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    Can I have Christopher Eccleston please? And Tom from Spooks? And if any energy left maybe the much-maligned Kevin McCloud, if he’s not too busy impregnating house builders…

    Longarmedmonkey
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    Monty Don – if the world was different

    johni
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    cinnamon_girl you just plummeted in credibility in what promised to be an interesting revelation. :o)

    steve_b77
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    Catherine Heigl

    Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing mode

    or Kimberly off of Girls Aloud, winner!!

    cinnamon_girl
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    johni – Member
    cinnamon_girl you just plummeted in credibility in what promised to be an interesting revelation. :o)

    Glad you enjoyed that! But I have never enjoyed any credibility on here cos I can’t ride for toffees!

    FallOutBoy
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    coffeeking
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    Cant believe no-one has mentioned CZJ?

    A forgotten wonder?

    DezB
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    Holly Willoughby. (But the kid ain’t mine, the dirty slut!)

    Stoner
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    Cant believe no-one has mentioned CZJ?

    that’s coz she’s a gopping fat-arsed gold-digger.

    steve_b77
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    Me too for Willoughbooby (Pre preggers), schhhhhhhhwiiiiiiiiing 😀

    Oh yeah can I add Elsiha Cuthbert

    samuri
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    Can the girls please suggest which female celeb they’d go for if they were gay.

    /rubs thighs.

    coffeeking
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    Stoner – when she was pregnant, maybe! Gold digger – yup, she was poor and pennyless and unable to make any money herself when she met him…. you berk. 🙂

    cinnamon_girl
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    samuri – can’t help you there!

    sootyandjim
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    Kate Beckinsale

    or

    Heather Sweet

    crazant
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    Defo…..

    crazant
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    Oh then Audrey…

    crazant
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    God i’m going to be busy keeping 3 of them going…

    Alizee….

    AB
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    Could life get any better?

    franki
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    Oh yeah can I add Elsiha Cuthbert

    Yeah she is well-fit. (Innit?)

    corroded
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    Possibly Winona Ryder, but only because I have a weakness for dark-haired nutjobs.

    jojoA1
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    My bloke affair would be Cedric Gracia. I also have a soft spot for Alan Davies, the butt of the jokes on QI. I don’t go for your average hunk I’m afraid.

    My lezzie affair, Hmm, well there’s a few I would think about. The girl that was in 5th Element, whose name escapes me for the moment would get it if she still had her flame red hair. I usually fancy punky looking girls with tattoos and mad hair. Not keen on facial piercings though, it’d be like snogging a tool box.

    jimmy
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    pk-ripper
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    Jimmy, you’re only allowed one…

    ton
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    jimmy, now were talking mate…….

    Bunnyhop
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    Stoner-It’s Emmiline Pankhurst(sp?).

    I’ve never been into the celebrity culture and therefore am boring.
    But I would take on a sportsman, Alain Baxter or at a push Graham Bell. They’d both have to fight over me though.

    Anna-B
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    Male: Gorgeous, gorgeous Rufus Wainwright. I know he’s gay, this is fantasy squared.

    Female: Bonkers brilliant Bjork. Plus, the robot video is strangely erotic.

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    Stoner
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    Sheridan Smith.
    Because you know she’d bang like a shed door in a hurricane.

    steve_b77
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    jojo you mean Mila Jokovic

    donald
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    Bunny, I can get you Alain’s phone number if you like?

    ton
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    jojo and mila in a lesbo flick……can i preorder a copy please… 😯

    Bunnyhop
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    donald, how kind but I do believe his wife would be slightly miffed.
    I do however have is ‘naked body’ (calendar), hanging from the wall at work.

    Bunnyhop
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    Graham Bell seems to enjoy taking his clothes off on the B.B.C ‘high alitude’ programme.

    Strangelove
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    Sex with Bjork would be very very odd

    As we are talking of an affair and not just a dirty weekend it would have to be Myleene Klass, for me this week at least

    donald
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    Indeed she would 🙂

    His Calendar is quite popular with gay men too apparently. He sees it as a compliment.

    RudeBoy
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    Blimey, some of my faves have already been mentioned:

    La Bradbury; go for nice walks
    Anna Friel; although I went off her when she went out with no pants on- just lacks class
    Audrey Tautoo; French
    Bjørk; nutter
    Mila Jovovovovovovovovovitch; reminds me of a Russian lass I once knew…
    Mylene; gorgeous, talented and very intelligent.

    And Caroline Catz, who was in The Bill and Doc Martin:

    Speshly in a police uniform ‘Ooh, you’ve been a very naughty RudeBoy, and I’m going to have to take down your particulars…’

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