It’s easy to have affairs these days, and in the current economic times, it’s not miserly to turn up at pizza express with a 2-for-1 voucher and still impress your date. Just don’t buy cheap wine or you are a gipper.

I was trying to decide who I’d most like to have an affair with and I narrowed it down to Kate Beckinsale and / or Naomi Watts. They’re both beautiful, and are probably good fun to have a drink with. I also think I could get away with telling the girlfriend I was having an affair with either of them and she’d have a certain grudging respect. But I wouldn’t let her join in, there probably wouldn’t be enough jelly and ice cream to cover us all.

So, what’s yours? If it’s a same sexer, that’s fine, I won’t judge.

I’ve been having an affair with Hora for months

Rachel Bilson

Denise van Outen

I wouldn’t even throw my muck at Van Outen 😐

davina mcall or zoe wannamaker.
or both cos i am a greedy boy… 😆

Mmmm… Davina would be on my list too..

Plus Fearne Cotton, Lily Allen and Julia Bradbury.

Can’t believe no one has suggested Ms Diaz yet!

urrrghh.
not with her skin!

Oooooh! Can girlies join in please?

And can I choose more than two cos I’m working on my endurance?

I’m working on my endurance

how does lying there and thinking of england count as “endurance”?

🙂

This is 2009 not 1909 😉

ahh, the ol’ “Emily Pankhurst” 🙂

I’ve been having an affair with Hora for months

me too. (well for years)

more than 2? Up to you I guess, but you’ll have to wine and dine them yourself, and provide them a goody bag for attending.

That’s not a Jade Goody bag by the way.

binners, if that was the case your bumhole would be like a welly-top.

No, I’d definitely be with Shelley Conn or Konnie Huq.

If it had to be a white girl, (sorry not my type)

Is Barrymore still available ?

edit: not choosy, Michael or Drew at a push

Drew or Michael?

haha. quick edit there

Konnie Huq is luuuuurvely! 🙂

Ant

Are you a bit bored at the moment!

Having an affair? With which celebrity…?

What’s your favorite infectious disease?

What’s the point of pubes?

😆

If it was a man (gay angle), hmmmmm let me think

Do they have to be still living or can they be dead? You need some more rules … and then I can break them 😆

Kiera Knightley.

Or Leonardo DiCaprio if we’re staying off the seals.

Do they have to be still living or can they be dead

you’re sick you are.

how about flipper BD?

If I was gay- the bad guy in The Mummy because I think hes menacing and cool.

If I can go back in time then Audrey Hepburn.
If I can go back in time a little bit then Helena Bonham Carter
If I can’t go back in time at all then the delectable Kiera would be my choice. Or Maybe Freema Ayeman.

Oh, and if I was gay then Brad would get it.

This forum is getting incredibly comfortable with its bi-curiosity isn’t it? It’s quite nice. 🙂

then Brad would get it.

He’d be the one riding you, whoopin’ it up and twirling a stetson in the air rodeo-style?

playing the psycho ex in Dexter right now

Jamie Murray, not to be confused with the tennis player, obviously

If I was in my [cheesy ad tune]I feel like willy tonight[/cheesy ad tune] mood, it would have to be Brad Pitt around fight club time.

It’s got to be Claudia Winkelman for starters, Heather Graham for dessert

Ant

Are you a bit bored at the moment!

Having an affair? With which celebrity…?

What’s your favorite infectious disease?

What’s the point of pubes?

[:lol:]

hora has your log-in?

i expect the “will marmite make my spooge taste funny” and various other odd questions will be posted soon. plus pictures of a small lapdog wearing clothes.

Ah Winkelman is high on the list!

nope, I’m a giver not a taker. Although granted, if he wanted to fight about who was on top he’s probably a lot stronger than me. It would be an interesting naked wrestle.

Right, I’ve just had a word with Aleigh cos we need more girlies to post up. Apparently she’s on strike so that means I can choose more, doesn’t it?? 8)

I think i might have to go for a bit of an odd choice and go for Rebbeka – the icelandic photographer made famous by flickr. Odd choice I know but I have a stinking hangover this morning and that was the first thought that popped into my head.

I think I might go crawl into a dark place and lie still for a while…

Right, I’ve just had a word with Aleigh cos we need more girlies to post up. Apparently she’s on strike so that means I can choose more, doesn’t it??

If you mean for a threesome, foursome or a moresome, then by all means, fire away girlfriend!

Drew still does it for me