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Be the envy of all your cycling friends with this limited edition, highly collectable RAPHA BARRIER TAPE!
Used at their excellent ally pally cyclocross to keep the non racing plebs in their place and away from the pros as the battled like gladiators on bikes.
It’s perfect for cordoning off your bike from others at the cafe stop or keeping people at bay at summer bbqs. It can also be used as bondage tape to get kinky with your wife after she’s read (probably watched) 50 Shades of Grey. ITS SO VERSATILE!!
No idea how long it is but it’s not measured in feet and inches but in awesomeness where it scored a million billion points.
It is guaranteed to make you ride faster, look more like Chris Froome and make women throw themselves at you.
This is the perfect accessory to go with your full Team Sky pro kit and £9k pinarello.
If you don’t buy this item you won’t be considered to be a real cyclist.