Although Debenham had booked a three-night stay, he was rumbled after two nights by suspicious staff
(I can't recall the last time I heard anyone being 'rumbled' outside of Guy Ritchie's celluloid world)
Describing the smash on its Facebook page, Chiswick RNLI said:.....
Doesn't really sit with
There was superficial damage to gilded carvings on one side and a wooden crown on the stern was knocked overboard
Maybe I just need to back away from the keyboard....