Because I found one this morning. Practically brand new GT Sportive propped up out of sight behind a tree (and no, I’ve not inadvertently stolen someone’s bike while they have a crafty pee)

It appears to have been dumped overnight

Anyway, it’s been handed in to the police so it would be nice if it could be reunited with its owner. The pedals and saddle pointed to it being owned by a mountain biker