Here’s your present:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8078508.stm

🙂

You had me reet confused there… I checked and I’m still only 32… 😳

But yes – good riddance to the witch (and her dalek-headmistress voice)! The next step is to invent a time machine and (like an NHS version of The Terminator) stop the dreadful woman spending ludicrous amounts of taxpayers’ dosh on Management Con.sultants, PFI, ISTCs etc.

But stepping down as an MP won’t harm her prospects, I fear – she’s doing very well on the back of stealth privatisation. She has plenty of new friends… 👿

Edited to add: I can hardly bear to look.