After a massive off on Wed, hopped on the bike to nip to the pub last night & BANG!
Faceplate on my USE stem split down the middle.

So STW, what do you predict will happen next?

High speed tyre explosion.. you cartwheeling off the bike.
Broken leg, broken scaphoid, facial lacerations, bruised ribs, separated shoulder and a black eye. You’ll develop complications and in your weakened state.. contract cat aids, ebola and norovirus whilst in hospital.

Or maybe just a puncture.

Your going to poo yourself in public. Bring a spare pair of pants to be safe.

Zoe Saldana will knock on your door tonight.
You’ll be out on your bike.

After a massive off on Wed

still trying to work out how you managed to cartwheel down a perfectly flat piece of trail. Braines said you were whinging about it on face ache….
😈

still trying to work out how you managed to cartwheel down a perfectly flat piece of trail.

The ‘threes’ stuck a stick in his spokes..

still trying to work out how you managed to cartwheel down a perfectly flat piece of trail.

Tried (successfully) to jump the machine track. Was much less successful at the following corner & high-sided the bike.