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  • Guilty food secrets
  • Stoner
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    What guilty secret do you have? You’d be ashamed if caught eating it, but happy to admit it in front of a mountain bike forum….

    Two packs of super noodles. Ditch the flavouring, instead slather in mayonnaise, olive oil, black pepper and Worcester sauce. Eat it like no-one’s watching. As I am currently….

    Drac
    Full Member

    Pot Noodle.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    I know no shame.

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    JAG
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    My Mom’s Bread Pudding….

    50% Lard but lovely 8)

    bearnecessities
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    Screenwash.

    ton
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    anything in bread………and I mean anything.

    cheddar cheese, jam and cheese and onion crisps is a fave.

    sandwicheater
    Full Member

    Cheesy poofs.

    senorj
    Full Member

    A hungover happy meal.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Tinned Tuna…

    Bloody hate the stuff, ghah it tastes like sour toenails.

    But smothered in Mayo and Spring Onions and one Waitrose White Bread it’s my ” ohh, I feel a bit grog today” food of choice.

    😕

    Houns
    Full Member

    A pack of microwave basmati rice, ‘cook’, chuck in Pyrex bowl, add any stuff that’s in the fridge, cheese, salad cream, coleslaw, cottage cheese, tomatoes, chutney etc etc and shovel in to mouth.

    Quinoa.

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    as above but Mexican rice, with a tin of mackerel in spicy tomato sauce chucked in

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Supernoodles +1 (I have a few reliably terrible/wonderful recipes.)
    Smash and gravy (obscenely big bowl of)
    Pot noodles that aren’t pot noodles, the less English writing/more MSG the better.
    Cold tinned custard/rice pudding

    jam-bo
    Full Member

    Big Mac.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Big Mac.

    You’d be ashamed to be seen eating it?

    jonnyboi
    Full Member

    tinned tuna and salad cream eaten from the bowl.

    uncooked cake mixture 😳

    jam-bo
    Full Member

    i’m vegan.

    spawnofyorkshire
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    i’m vegan.

    I’m assuming that is selective veganism then

    My sister was a vegatarian for years but it turned out that she continued eating bacon sandwiches regulalry throughout

    Daffy
    Full Member

    uncooked cake mixture

    NOTHING to be ashamed about there; it’s 50% of the reason for baking.

    Scampi Fries. The only thing that stops me eating my body weight is the destruction they wreak upon your mouth.

    Teetosugars
    Free Member

    Donner kebab.

    scotroutes
    Full Member

    Kraft Cheesey Pasta.

    Preferably with some bacon chopped up in it.

    ossify
    Full Member

    A heaped teaspoon*, half full of nutella and half peanut butter.

    Mmmm.

    *I don’t actually eat the spoon. But have been known to refill from the jar 😳

    olddog
    Full Member

    Baked beans ‘n’ veggie sausage (all from the same tin). So nasty yet just need to sometimes…

    Teetosugars
    Free Member

    half full of nutella and half peanut butter.

    My wife has this on toast.

    “Like the world’s biggest Snickers bar” apparently.. 😳

    wallop
    Full Member

    A bowl of mashed potato, with beans, chopped sausages and grated cheese.

    And KFC.

    woody2000
    Full Member

    I know no shame.

    +1, I’ll eat owt!

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Supernoodles +2 but on buttered bread and with the mild curry flavouring.

    tomhoward
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    TBH, I have very little shame for eating the foods themselves, after all, if I’m eating it, chances are someone else is.

    It’s the quantities I put away that need to be kept under wraps

    prawny
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    I’d be ashamed if the wife saw how much I eat.

    4 packs of chocolate bars in a single day is quite bad, I don’t always throw all the rappers in the same bin out of shame.

    If I didn’t cycle to work but ate the same about I’d be round.

    dangeourbrain
    Free Member

    I don’t think i eat any especially embarrassing food stuffs (I’m assuming jelly tots, though aimed at kids are in no way embarrassing) but the quantities can be embarrassing, i seem to struggle with the concept that not all packages are supposed to be a single portion.

    Huge family sharing bag of crisps? Check.
    8 sausage rolls in a bag? Just as happily as I’d eat only one of that were all that was in the bag.

    I do eat bags of spinach leaves like crisps on occasion though, i suppose that’s probably a bit weird.

    oikeith
    Full Member

    Donner kebab.

    This but also found a new love for chips, cheese and donner meat with garlic mayo recently, its heavenly!

    I have no shame for my love of donner meat, I enjoy it more when I am sober too…

    A chip shop near me does a double deep fried cheese burger which is quite tasty too, 2 cooked burger patties with cheese in the middle deep fried.

    howsyourdad1
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    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Ben & Jerry’s ice cream with Rodda’s clotted cream in lieu of magic ice.

    Butter and brown sugar sandwiches.

    ballsofcottonwool
    Free Member

    Pasta with tomato ketchup and grated red leicester cheese

    dickyhepburn
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    Pork scratchings, every time I go the supermarket/village shop/petrol station. Hurriedly shovelled down before I get home, followed by mint chewing gum and a quick brush off of the crumbs down my front.

    FuzzyWuzzy
    Full Member

    Microwave rice mixed with a whole packet of pre-grated cheese

    My (weekday) breakfast includes a peanut butter & jam sandwich (using toast but not a toasted sandwich…). Not ashamed to be seen eating it as such but I always think it makes me sound like a 5 year old when they say it out loud in the cafe. I recommend it to anyone though, I have one at 7:30am and don’t feel hungry again until 5pm, with cereal I’m hungry again at 10am

    trailwagger
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    Steak and Kidney Pukka pie from the chip shop with a 1cm topping of tomato ketchup.. mmmmmmmm

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    Beef Space Raiders

    Fantasy hot nuns.

    Think that’s about it.

    teesoo
    Full Member

    Two slices of toast. One smothered in marmalade and the other smothered in nutella. Put them together for a delicious toasted chocolate orange sandwich.

    Many years ago, I made some strawberry angel delight and ate the whole lot. Felt quite sick afterwards.

    beej
    Full Member

    HP sauce sandwiches.

    johndoh
    Free Member

    Raw potatoes.

    Frozen peas.

    Tinned tuna straight from the tin.

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