That’s a coincidence – I was taking my favourite ‘dancing moles’ out for a walk the other day, and left them to practice in the woods whilst I procured some truffles (they look like they are fighting when they dance, but in fact it’s a modern variation of a spanish tango).
Furthermore, it’s a secret routine, so I taught them to ‘make like a banana and split’ if they get disturbed – what with the Nationals coming up, we don’t want the routine to fall into the wrong hands.
Anyway, they must have had a tiff or something, as only one of them came back, and now isn’t speaking to me.
I’m still looking for the lead male, as without him the whole troupe are useless.
Haven’t seen him have you?
DrP