Inspired by the “Mega Shark v Giant Octopus” straight-to-DVD movie sensation discussed on the other thread, what would be the most thrilling clashes of the made-up animal world?

How about

Storm Pelican

-vs-

The Pangolin of Justice

Haven’t you got clients to bill?

Actually, I am supposed to be clearing up my office. Pretty nearly anything is going to be more amusing.

Manatee -vs- Hyena, for example. 🙂

clearly, the manatee is larger, and has flippers, but if the hyena can lure it out of the water…

Anteater v Meerkat

Fierce.

seagull vs pensioner (with bag of chips)

always an epic battle

I’m looking for a suitable adversary for the mighty cockchafer!

My snail-thing challenges IanMunro’s Cockchafer to battle 😈

Please tell me that snail’s not real. That’s the stuff of nightmares that is…

Vs

Takes a while to get going, once their gander’s up, it’s like Terminator against the Transformers…er…with fur…

not having access to youbube at work, I can’t give the details, but the crocodile v the buffalo v the lions in the battle of something (kgese?) is preety cool.

aren’t koalas actually vicious little buggers?

Sloth v. Koala?

That’s harsh. Have you got a refreshments franchise or something? That would make a 12 round bout look like a snooze in the park.

I’d probably put a fiver on the sloth though. Bigger claws

yeah but koalas have got the hand speed

Blobfish

Vs

Aye-Aye

that bat thing looks like it should be wearing a burberry baseball cap

Yuk. Is that blobfish real? 😯

Apparently so! 🙂

Crab versus poodle.

Edit: That would be a Robber Crab, not one of our puny English ones.

Blobfish is very real. They look a lot cuter in their deep sea habitat – I think the water pressure has an effect similar to those M&S magic knickers.

so if we put Lisa Riley at 10000ft under she’d look like Scarlet Johansen?

Yes MrMw. Yes she would. 🙂

Oh and one that I remember fondly from my childhood: trumpeter swan vs. my dad.

How about a battle pigeon v sea gull

Ah!!!!! FAIL

Did it break his arm Mr_A? Swans can do that…

A titanic battle rages most every night…

vs

The real loser is my carpet 🙄

Slimer vs Mr Creosote

BD, nah, but it got away with an entire bag of bread, and my undying respect. 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ako31Qwss

I’ve met someone that has had their arm broken by a swan. True.

Its got to be:

A chimpanzee with a flick knife

A Polar Bear

stuckinarut,
The same battle happens in my back garden. Here’s the latest result –

It’s one of the cat’s more interesting arrangements, though I’m still not too sure what the underlying artistic merit is.

Aha here we are – starts slow, gets better

ahhh sharki why WHY!!!! your video has a link to this 👿 don’t look if you like chicks

Ian, now I know what rabbit insides look like! Tails, yeh, its pretty sickening!

Never nick live biltong, it’s parents may get cross.

i have been a regular witness to Barn Owl versus freshly defrosted day old chick. nature in action is a brutally vicious thing 🙂

I have to say that in the battle of teenage me with air rifle versus rabbit it’s normally the rabbit that came off best

IanMunro – yep, all too familiar. I’m getting good at rabbit anatomy.

Any market for not-so-lucky rabbit’s feet, ears, small and large intestine, eyeball complete with trailing optic nerve…? if only they’d just gut it and hang it for me.

Apparently sperm whale vs giant squid is an epic battle; unfortunately nobody’s yet sold them on the benefits of selling their bouts on Sky Pay per View…

My cat used to expertly butcher and eat rabbits. Mind she always ate the head first. Used to leave the intestines in a neat little pile though. She’s dead now but I’ve still not found her butchers knives anywhere.

The most epic battle she undertook was Cat vs. Stoat. She won…

had a cat V fox match up a few years ago….. Poor showing from the cat. Vet did well out of it. 😥