riding down the road to my local gym for a swim, riding the cycle path - the painted on the road type.
approaching a traffic island in the middle of the road - sat 3 or 4 inches in from the cycle path dashed line - as the chaos up here means that for a car to pass the traffic island they have to be fully in the cycle path and you get squeezed out.
Old beemer comes up behind and starts honking horn and shouting foul abuse out his window at me - approaching a speed camera i took my 42:14 gear up as fast as i can get it on a slight down hill - reckon i was doing 30-35mph and he went tearing past me still giving it horn - FLASH goes the 30mph camera.
just hope it had film , the abuse continued as i passed him sitting stationary in traffic to which he got a nice cheery - enjoy your traffic jam.
Got off the roads pronto. Made me laugh though