…lying on top of mummy and he gave me a dirty look for going into the room.

Dont you just love kids.

Ha! Ha! OWNED! 😆

And you climbed off to post on here?

– Granny, do you also bite Grandad’s willy?
– What? Why are you asking?
– Mummy bit Daddy’s.
Don’t ask how she knew 🙄

😆

I pity her first boyfriend 🙂

I must admit that while not being entirely happy at the time, it will give us good ammunition when he is a bit older and is pretty damn funny.

Boyfriend? She’s going to have a boyfriend? She’ll be allowed to bring fit and friendly friends home as long as they’re female and fancy her dad madly. Yeah!

I think it’s a fair bet that granny’s had sex at least once so probably isn’t too appalled 😆

Should have a bought a few more minutes though. Haha.

I remember when I was little I saw a couple snogging and told my parents I had seen two people mating.
It was obviously a word I had picked up from David Attenborough documentaries without understanding it’s full meaning.

missionary eh? livin’ the dream….

Imagine if you had have been doing her up the pooper whilst a friend looked on and waited for his go, that would have been something to tell granny!!

iDave – Member
missionary eh? livin’ the dream….

Or you have no imagination

Haha, I walked in on mummy on top of daddy when I was about 9. Dad jumped off the bed so fast mum fell on the floor and hit her head. Poor thing then had to come and clean up the big pool of sick I’d produced on the bedroom floor ( which I’d done before I saw them) 🙂

“Issa willy! Issa willy! Mummin, issa willy!”

“Yes dear, I know. It’s daddy’s willy.”