Traditional barbers, sign up by price list that says “no flat tops on Saturdays”

Why?

Flat top barber has Saturday off maybe?

They take a lot of time to get right.

It’s for your own protection.

It’s 2014, who the chuff is getting a flat top? 😕

Well, no one on a Saturday!

They take a lot of time to get right.

Nonsense! Piece of piss with one of these:

The spirit level helps

They take a lot of time to get right.

At which point, it still looks crap.

Maybe the fashion police do their weekly check on a saturday?

Maybe the guy who works on Saturdays has a modicum of style about him.

That sign is a sure indication that you are in the wrong shop.

JEngledow – Member
It’s 2014, who the chuff is getting a flat top?

I’ve got a flat top. Admittedly none of it is made of hair but I do have one.

I’ve got a flat cap youth.

If you had Sparky in your shop it could take a while or he might scare away the Saturday customers

Disappointed OP earlier…

“Something for the weekend sir……..”