Flowerpower just called from home to say that the moles have past their exams and graduated from small hills at the side to mountains in the middle.

Any suggestions on getting rid?

Bearing in mind we have cured the previous garden carnage left by the diggety dog by building stalag luft IV at the side of the house.

Make them a little summer house at the side of the garden, with a little patio and everything?

Bury them alive.

Keep an eye on them. If they change shape or colour then go see your GP who will remove them for you.

as long as it’s not at counter!

mole traps i’m afraid. nothing else will work.

buy a giant rubber Mallet and play whack a mole

Blow their bleedin heads off!

the moles have past their exams and graduated from small hills at the side to mountains in the middle.

I think you’re making a mountain out of a molehill there.

all you need to know, possibly nsfw.

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Tarmac your garden.

Take the fight to them!

Beaten to it by wwaswas, had just been about to post that 🙂

Jasper Carott… beaten to it!

+1

@The Beard – that’s a Gopher!

and apologies to the pedants for the spelling mistake – Passed their exams..

@Markrtw
Where can I buy nitroglycerine or at least a recipe?

surroundedbyMOLEhills – Member

Flowerpower just called from home to say that the moles have past their exams and graduated from small hills at the side to mountains in the middle.

Short term fix 🙂

Ok so a quick lesson on how weird/unpredictable the internet is – Try Searching for “Massive Expolsion” on You Tube – maybe NTSFW, depends on your IT guys i suppose.

@fasthaggis – best advice yet!

Wait till you get a hard frost, then early in the morning go out with a piece of thin plywood just bigger than the molehill. Slide it under the frozen lump, then transport it to a neighbours perfect lawn. Dead centre is most pleasing to the eye, remove wood then wait to see their horrified faces when they think they’ve got moles. It’s even better if they come storming out and destroy it to find their grass is okay underneath.

😆 @ BikePawl

Tell them to work harder:

Get molegrips 😆

I’m no good with moles.

where are you based? My mate is a mole catcher… no genuinely he is!

Introduce them to the rat in your kitchen?

hallz – Member

where are you based? My mate is a mole catcher… no genuinely he is!

Look to the hills young man!

@ Bike Pawl – while I would enjoy this; our dogs, prior to recent “security upgrades” left some presents of their own for the neighbours…

You need a mole catcher:

Mole catcher! by brf, on Flickr

We get moles and just scoop the hill up and scatter in the flower beds cats get hours of amusement at the hills springing up.

I however only mow the lawn when it’s looking a bit wild or to take a pic of a new bike for posting on here and generally couldn’t be arsed about the garden.

Is this what they’re like?
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I’ve seen an online video (likely on here) of someone firing a compressed air cannon down mole holes to collapse the tunnels on the blighters heads. An option? 😉

We used a shotgun at my old house, mind that you don’t blow your foot off.

B_Leach – Member

I’ve seen an online video (likely on here) of someone firing a compressed air cannon down mole holes to collapse the tunnels on the blighters heads. An option?

Where do i get one of those?
Aircannontrackworld?

Invite a gnome over. It worked when they infested the royal golf course.

Time to find out if they like the smell of napalm in the morning…

I thought this was a euphemism!! Wrong type of moles wrong type of garden! 😯

Leave the poor buggers alone you’ve probably plonked a great big block on top of their house and keep mowing their roof Or move to the Isle of Man we don’t have them.

got a double in one of my traps once.
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Having neat flat grass is apparently so important that we’d kill for it.

And then proudly take pictures of the slaughter to show to others.

Humans really are strange creatures sometimes. 😕

I’ve heard milk bottles sunk into the garden with tops off humm and this makes them mad! Otherwise traps or guns…

We’ve moles, but its only on the bottom lawn – so I’ve told the Gardener just to collect the top soil and we’ll have a new bed in one of the courtyards 😉