Best. Headline. Ever

But who will inherit the diamond encrusted sodastream?

WTF!

I love the film title though..am I allowed to repeat it?

Wtf was a porn dwarf doing going caving in a badgers set?

Thats some f***** up 5hit there.

I hope I have a porn dwarf double.

My favourite headline is:

“Ike Turner beats Tina to death”

Following one of the links from there to the bizarre deaths of celebs….
David Carradine is dead??? Why did nobody tell me?

Once one celeb’s death by hanging themselves accidentally for “I love not breathing, it gives me a boner” type kicks has been splashed all over the red-tops another one doing the same just isn’t news.

I guess.

His last words were “Dammit! Did he say beaver or badger?”

is that true?

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your A**e We Go… found in a badger den? Obviously lost then, poor wee thing…

Has to be, though I can’t seem to find that movie on IMDB?

I like this headline.

Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology

It’s good to know that there’s still esxperts around with technological fingertips.

pmsl

I found this online a few days ago and posted it on facebook.Decided to remove it straight away though as its a bit erm.. weird.