Went into Halfords today and a lady had her bike in with a wobbly back wheel.
"You need a new wheel I'm afraid, plus £10 if you want us to fit it"

That wheel was only rubbing a bit on the brake pads ffs. Gave her a knowing
wink and said to see me outside. A quick flick with the spoke key and she was on her way.

You charged £9?

living up to your name then! :0)

You should have fixed it in front of them in the shop!

I lent a guy a pump on the way home after his (crappy blackburn) broke. Topeak all the way.

I would have done, but my spoke key was in the car. Just one loose spoke.