What on earth has happened to my stomach!

Had a look at it today, I think I’ve got an alien creature growing inside me.

I don’t recall visiting any abandoned space ships recently, but there’s no other explanation.

What should I do?

Ride your bike

I’m disappointed this isn’t a Charlie Brown thread.

Did you go for a Boxing Day walk?

A really really big fart .. barrrrrrrrp

Pregnant?

[Smug] I’ve lost a bit of weight over festive period, simple really, didn’t overdo anything, lots of exercise, running and HIIT mainly, and eating lots of Joe Wicks lovely healthy recipes [/smug]

Sounds glum.

I over indulged while watching John Wick.

norovius; that’ll see you right

Well, you will go out drinking with Marc Almond, won’t you?* 😀

* Well aware it’s an urban myth.

I’m not sure I can move under my own steam anymore – way past E-Bike, I’m looking at mobility scooters.

I’ve dumped all the Xmas food in the bin whilst casually muttering “told you we bought to much” to no one in particular, whilst making sure the Wife heard.

I’m on a plan of lean protein and cardio till, well ever.

Fancy a ride this afternoon P-Jay?

Same for me as every year. Weight creeps down slowly all year only to jump back on over a very fine 3 weeks of overindulgence. Not ideal, but tasty

Fancy a ride this afternoon P-Jay?

I’d love to but I’ve got a poorly little girl to look after and the wife is working.

How little? Stuff her in a rucksack or tie her to your seat tube?

(That’s a joke by the way. Get well soon mini-Jay)

Ditto, not enough riding over the holiday period, too much food and probably a months worth of booze in a week…

Dry January can’t come soon enough !