someone needs to step away from the photoshop.

Urrggh,

Shark.
Jump.

Good enough reason to watch s**t saturday night TV:

Good grief no.

I didn’t recognise her in that photo – I had to look at the image URL!
Even now I know – I still don’t recognise her!

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans! They let the work experience placement loose with photoshop then? 😯

Good enough reason to watch s**t saturday night TV:

No.

Do you know i just don’t like her looks, sorry. She has a Norman Wisdom’esque look to her face. 😕

dammit I knew I should have put that bet on….
it was a dead cert.
just hope it doesn’t make her mind snap.

Don’t drag Norman Wisdom into it, he’s a legend.

I don’t get the VP appeal – her looks do nothing for me and she comes across as a looper.

WTF have the media dept done to her? – she’s unrecognisable ffsake, a 5 yr old blindfolded child could do better wi a box of stubby crayons and a shitty stick.

Note to photoshop fcukwits – just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Lets look at Kimberley Walsh instead then…

How long before VP’s dad appears on interview telling us he could’ve been a world class dancer too 🙄

Dear god!!! The person who’s doing that airbrushing is clearly colour blind

Unless the colour balance they were aiming to aspire too was….

love to see san n tray on the show !!!!

hosted by roger mellie, that would be worth a watch

At least they’ve tidied up Kimber’s garden path.

this may be news to some but the internet is infact full of pictures and videos of women much more attractive and interesting than that one and you dont have to endure some tedious reality/game show/celeb worshiping bollox too!

I’m totally disinterested in what she does off the bike; and whilst she may be cycling totty, there is better totty out there and if i’m honest i would rather drown in liquid shite than watch Saturday night prime time tv.

and if i’m honest i would rather drown in liquid shite than watch Saturday night prime time tv.

I was working at a pig farm on Friday, I’ll happily introduce you to the owner so you can prove how cultured you are for not wanting to watch Saturday Night TV 😉

LOL ‘cultured’, walks away smiling.

This?

Eeeh our Bradleys changed.

I quite like Strictly.

And I’ve read Ulysses*.

*Well, I used to watch the cartoon, can’t imagine the book is THAT different.

The impression I got watching the documentary is if she wasn’t a professional bicycle cyclist she’d be a stalker.

That last shot isn’t an official shot.

This is the official one…

Alex – you sir should work in the meeja.

I’m gutted they didn’t sign Bradders..

Not least for binners promise of entertainment

Vicky P on today’s Woman’s Hour from about 10 minutes in