Nah! We da D-mo crew will show you eastsiders some proper critical rock rad… u can bust some megatrails on our turf.
Or you could just mince across Dartmoor with us on our Emo and Halfrauds specials 😕
Why don’t you ask MBR to organise it for you? They can pretend its all for the love of their readers whilst providing huge amounts of publicity for their favored shonky bike manufacturer.
(Its like West Side Story this, Giant vs Shonkized. Perhaps we could have one of those dance-off fight things….) 😉
I reckon Llandegla/coed-y-brenin or somewhere in the Midlands is the best bet. We really need somewhere with a good cafe though as extreem gnarl-core-jey-dropping requires mucho re-fueling afterwards as anyone in tehir right mind knows 😛