On the subject of Floaters and Lurkers, anyone else prone to ghost poohs?

The ones where you know it came out; you felt it sure enough.
But then you look, and it’s nowhere to be seen. It’s somehow slipped its way silently, and without trace, up and over the bend on its watery journey to pooh heaven.

And the wipe provides no evidence as to the monster that sidled out only moments before.

In fact, the only suggestion that it ever existed is the empty feeling, and perhaps a tinge to the air.

Very spooky.

OrmanCheep – Member
In fact, the only suggestion that it ever existed is the empty feeling

I see where you’re coming from, but I don’t tend to get emotionally attached to my turds

but I don’t tend to get emotionally attached to my turds

Perhaps you are in the minority 😉

The Dutch have a little shelf built in to their crappers so they can wave goodbye to the little fellas before flushing.

I try and save ghost poos for festival toilet visits…

You need a German toilet.

Pooh?

FACT – Ghost poo’s never occur when you want them too, ie visiting the throne at a new ladyfriends house. It’s always the half a roll and ‘please god let it all flush without a blockage’…Can anyone explain this please?

it’s not a ghost poo, you’ve got a Ubender Eel living in your toilet. it feasts on your emanations then, polite little fella that he is, cleans you up with a slip, slop, sliver round your sheriff’s badge.

Ghost poos can leave physical evidence, usual on wiping.

The ones that DON’T leave evidence are known as “Perfect Crimes”.

Has the German lady dropped her Pretzel down the lav?

This site is really going down the pan.

IGMC

sliver round your sheriff’s badge

Nice one, brakes 😆