I’m convinced there’s some sort of University of Chav Comedy where after a year’s hard graft and revision, the more intelligent chavs can graduate knowing two stock jokes to shout at cyclists:
‘ere mate, yer wheels are goin’ round!
and
Oi, mate, yer back wheel’s following the front!
Those are the only two jokes and I’ve heard them in all manner of places, it’s not just a regional thing. The amazing thing though is how funny they find it. Not just funny but literally rolling on the floor laughing. ChavGirls within earshot will spontaneously get pregnant on hearing ChavBoy’s wit and erudition. Lower grade chavs will fall in worship at the feet of Alpha Chav who has shouted this hilarity.
Unbelievable.
Recently though, they are beginning to move with the times a little bit, I had a “GO WIGGO, YEAH!!” a little while ago.