I faked my own death recently – I answered the phone “out of breath” and made a few groaning noises until she asked “are you OK luvie?”…
I told her I had chest pains as I’d just run up a flight of stairs to answer the phone, then did a full-on fake heart attack, complete with chair falling over and phone clattering to the floor… Followed by complete silence.
I heard her panicking a bit and then asking a colleague what to do… He said “just hang up”!!
Later that day, I got another phonecall from the same number, so I answered it with a different voice. It was the same girl ringing to see if I was ok!
I told her I was my business partner and I’d come back to the office to find me dead… “It looks like he ran up stairs to answer the phone and had a massive heart attack…”
She told me that it had been her on the phone and she was just checking up on me… I asked what she was ringing for and she said to see if I’d had PPI… I wailed down the phone in mock grief and screamed “So unnecessary!!!!”
She sent “her love” to my family and sounded genuinely upset… I don’t feel particularly bad about it…