I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that

everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

neither funny nor true

dave its not meant to be true – its a joke you tard!! and as for RD – one of your spare tumbleweeds has blown across the keyboard when you typed he he he

it really is too easy Rob

ah i was thrown by the term, genuine and reference to laughing out loud

silly me

I'm with iDave, you implied that was true. The fact it wasn't makes is even more rubbish.