Fonda Cox

I was interviewed once by a guy called Martin Martin

I used to work with a bloke called Stephen Stephen, affectionately (?!) referred to (behind his back) as “Kn*bhead Kn*bhead”.

I used to know a gardener called Dan Digweed. In Ramsbottom there’s a plumber called Gordon Fish.

Used to deliver papers to a Lady Fuchs 😆

I had to serve a customer called Mr Labia in a London bike shop he was right $%#* he wanted to talk about Brompton’s for a hour.

Chris p Bacon 😆

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_P._Bacon

Saw a tradesman’s van parked up on a quiet lane I was riding along yesterday. On it was his name/line of work:

Steve Shacklady.

Another funny name I came across is hilarious, Imagine as well while saying this name…..”DIANA PENTY”……:P

One of my friends insists that his mate from school, Mr Tupper married and had a girl who they called Poppy!

When she comes home at 16, pregnant they will only have themselves to blame!

Al.

One more name coming up…..shoot

this one is truly hilarious I found a name sounds like Brad Phuket…

My driving examiner was mr goodenough

Rod Fanni – French professional footballer! 😀

Hey I came across another weird and funny name, my new accountant at University is named as Mr. Robin Black, which is true in appearance as well 😛

Fanny Wang … 😆

I advised her to change her Christian name to something else if she were to visit En-ger-land.

Mrs Dizcostix works for an international exam board – the best candidate name she told me that comes to mind is:

Supaman Batman

defo wouldn’t mess with that guy

A mate of mine’s son is at medical school, when he qualifies he will be
Dr. De’ath.

I worked with Gladys De’Ath. She was known as Glad, and worked in Payroll, with whom we shared an open-plan office.

Once or twice a week we’d get someone traipsing in asking “I’m looking for Glad Death”. Oh, how we chuckled.

A couple who my wife worked with:

Mr and Mrs Down.

Their twin sons…?

Ben and Neil.

In direct competition with the rather butch-sounding Eddie Stobart…

Norbert Dentressangle.

Teacher at my old school was Mrs Batman who apparently had a son called Robin.
Another teacher was a Mrs Adair whose lucky son was called Rupert, yes that’s it Ruuuupert, Rupert Adair, everyone sing his name…

Working for an agency in Harringay council in an archive document that was being transferred to computer.
Came across and Mr Kok-hung Lo.

Clients of somewhere I used to work:

Urec Hans Unt – unfortunate if you loose the Hans!
Francis Uckmothers
Mr Onions – refered to himself a O’nions in correspondence.

A couple of others:

Quim – Portuguese footballer
Will Power – Racing Driver

I forgot a colleague called Michael Hunt. Who preferred to be called Mike…..I suspect he just did it to embarrass us all.

Pre boxing interview had a friend of the boxer saying that not everyone gets 10,000 people shouting your name. I’m not sure you want it, would you?
Stalker! Stalker! Stalker!

When working for an insurer, American office had a Barbara Wankoff. UK office had a chap called Martin Amegashitsi. Best of all was an elderly policyholder, Fanny Gash.

Some olympic ones:

Stambolova – stumbled over in the 400m hurdles.

**** – I’m sure that’s what the German guy said after crashing in the springboard diving.

(haha @ German competitor’s name being classed as a rude word!)