In work we have come across :
Dai Twice,
Tin Pan,
Mr Cockhead,
Sue Zealand,
Mr Twatt,
Mr Uboob,

Anyone else come across funny/unfortunate names?

Apologies if your name is listed.

A mate of mine’s son is at medical school, when he qualifies he will be
Dr. De’ath.

Bumin Anal – a Turkish Auditor

End of thread

The other I came across a Dr Tits.

No sniggering at the back 😉

Ewan Kerr

I once went to a dentist called Devnarayan Vader, the plaque on the wall outside bore the legend “D Vader”.

Emma Leven…

Sally Betch

Someone I work with is called Karuala Hotwan. Their UNIX login? “HOTWANK”

Years ago one of my sales guys had two prospects called Jan Isukov and Jayne Mycock. Oh how we laughed about the possibility of them marrying with a double-barrelled surname 🙂

Chuck Spears (American, ex-colleague)

Met a guy called Adolf (another American), not a name you hear too often these days

Head teacher at my daughter’s school used to sign herself, M. T. Head

I had my boss in insurance company named Slim Roddick…:P

I know a Richard Head

WAYNE KERR and he was

Mr Limb – orthopaedic surgeon
Peter Rabette
Holly Green
Abad Conception

All true.

I know a Dick Fidler and there is/was a woman who rode TTs called Judith Priest.

Know a Mr Royd who named his daughter Emma

Knew a michael hunt as a kid.
Mate from uni is Dr. Patient

My nephew ‘Harrison Beau’, soon to be shortened to Haribo when he reaches school and be bullied for ever more, poor little fella.

Russell Sprout always gets me chuckling.

my better half works in Matty so we get a regular crop of them.

Echo Beach. (quite recently and not far away in time.)

Nazi- as a first name, i wonder if the surname was Stormtrooper or whether they came from a long line of Nazi’s.

A girl tried to register the name of her daughter recently, i’m not sure how she was spelling the name but it was prounced “Chlamydia”
The registrar had to explain to her what it ment. She was quite upset about that.

STW, two days ago.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/some-times-its-hard-to-remain-professional

(though, worth resurrecting just for Sue Zealand)

Got an email the other day from a Mr Diaper. A colleage in resourcing or finance or something.

Roy Soles

Someone once sent me a link to a Compaq employee called Randy Bender.

Last place it worked we dealt with a guy called Randy Bumgardner.

There was also someone called Chris Cross

There’s s guy I work with in the navy called dwain pipe

We used to have someone work in one of our offices called

Sandra Shatwell

i worked with a chippy called Malcolm Powder
i used to know a girl called Annette Curtain
my friend works in HR for the nhs and there is a doctor called Anal Enjari

Some classics in this list

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4171454

Had to phone rocket jr’s school the other day I got through to a Mrs. Buck – Carol Buck. My immature mind assumed she was married to Hymn and they have children called English, Maths & History etc

🙂

Wayne Kerr is older than me. When I started work in the 70s the test department had rows of Wayne Kerr test rigs. The reps used to visit us with Wayne Kerr badges and literature I thought it was hilarious

Hilton Kitchens

Had to phone rocket jr’s school the other day I got through to a Mrs. Buck – Carol Buck. My immature mind assumed she was married to Hymn and they have children called English, Maths & History etc

I did not get this at all until I realised you must be northern.

Used to work with a Dick Dipper and Reg Chicken.

We’ve honestly got a guy at work called Wayne Kerr, sadly Pinki Kok left a few years ago.

I had a lecturer call Cecil Pitt, wasn’t keen on it being shortened.

I did not get this at all until I realised you must be northern.

My apologies if it loses something in translation 🙂

Emma Lettuce

I used to know a lad called Elton Wong, though he’d chosen Elton himself

Also worked with a girl whose daughter was called Gillette – bacause “it sounds lovely and, after all, it’s the best a man can get”

Godpower Moses (he was a security guard)

Everelda Dick (I swear thats true)

Fred Asparagus

Yolanda Squatpump

Axel A Hellwig. Not particularly funny, but awesome.