you are either a mentalist or haven’t been in the husbanding game very long..

If you find the girl attractive.. don’t pick her up

What’s the worst that can happen..? at some point somewhere along the line the girl may say ‘hey, I saw you drive past me the other day’

whereas if you DO pick her up what’s the worst that can happen..?

ahh.. yes

exactly

You made it through the night?

I’m hoping we’ll get an update when he gets to work today.

I can’t stand these cliffhanger threads.

Maybe like the woodburner / smoke one we’ll just not hear from him again…..

He is obviously an attention whore so lets talk about something else.

Nice weather for the time of the year?

*pops in for a look round*

*leaves disappointed*

I’m reliably informed that would-be authors test their plotlines on Mumsnet.

I think sitcom writers might be using STW for the same sort of purpose.

Morning chaps..

You’ll be dissapointed to hear that the wife was very understanding.

This has unnerved me somewhat though as she’s normally the sort to go absolutely balistic.

ahhh, she’s already been in contact with her lawyer and is calm in the knowledge that she’ll get everything in court. sleep with one eye open, the only other possible explanation is she’s planning something involving a blade and your testicles

As long as you kept a straight face and didnt rub your nose or neck as you told the tale im sure you might be in the clear.. unless shes now cutting all the arms and legs off your clothes and leaving them strewn across the lawn ready for when you get home..

Oh dear, that’s definitely a bad sign…

She’s got some sort of revenge planned, just not yet……

You may as well pack up and leave now

…and move in with the blonde…

I love this place;

yesterday:

OP: ‘I’m not sure how this will be viewed- reassure me’
Everyone: ‘she’ll rip your testicles off and feed them to the dog when you get home’

today:

OP: ‘well, that went ok’
Everyone: ‘she’ll rip your testicles off and feed them to the dog at some indeterminate point in the future.’

tomorrow?

OP: ‘she’s ripped my testicles off and fed them to the dog’
Everyone: ‘we told you so’

That is indeed the worst possible response. Bad. Very bad indeed.

Do you have life insurance?

Laterooms.com?

It’s Halloween

Deadmen are allowed to walk today

But then again….

When she was letting you off last night, did she mention anything about taking up ice-hockey ??

You’ll be dissapointed to hear that the wife was very understanding.

Pfft – you’re not even at the 24 hour mark, are you?

She’s got the rest of your life to think about it.

wwaswas – Member

tomorrow?

OP: ‘she’s ripped my testicles off and fed them to the dog’
Everyone: ‘we told you so’

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ononeorange – Member
That is indeed the worst possible response. Bad. Very bad indeed.

Do you have life insurance?

More importantly, do you have testicle insurance!

Women are notorious for saying “it’s fine” when in reality they mean “it’s not fine but i’ll have to let it brew and fester in the back of my mind for a few weeks to allow my oestrogen levels to reach their peak cycle, then I’ll most likely turn into a screaming, howling banshee in a supermarket for no apparent reason apart from the fact you forget the shopping list”.

This is what woman do, there’s no getting round it so brace yourself – it’s coming.

This just means she is seeing some other bloke and thinks your too worried about your own bit on the side to catch her at it.

Wait till you crash into his car with her in the passenger seat.

this is probably my fave thread atm. 😆

So I guess it’s not just me that gets those adverts for life insurance at the side of the page.

Maybe now is a good time to get some

Dean man walking……

She’s definitely cheating on you OP

You’ll be dissapointed to hear that the wife was very understanding.

This has unnerved me somewhat though as she’s normally the sort to go absolutely balistic.

In other words Mrs Elzorillo’s friend was on the phone to her only a few minutes after the incident and told her about your mystery blonde. Mrs Elzorillo’s wanted to see if you came clean! You did and as the say “Revenge is a dish best served cold”

If you we’re asking a T800 for advice – It’s reply would be “She’ll be back”

The worst response known to man: “It’s fine…..”.

Anything but.

One thing, have you thought about who’ll you’ll leave your bikes to?

I’d keep an eye out for booby-traps/bear traps when you get home later!