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  • Funny auto corrects
  • amplebrew
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    Some funny mobile phone auto corrects here.

    Might well have already been done, but a quick search couldn’t find it.

    **NSFW**

    legend
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    you’ll probably enjoy this then: http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

    LoCo
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    ‘strava moped’ (on goign joke with team members that I’m going to steal their road KOMs on) comes up as starvation moped on my iphone, which is what I’ll call my goth electro band if I ever start one.

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    amplebrew
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    I’ve never managed to actually get predictive text to work. I always end up turning it off to prevent an embarrassing messages 😀

    uselesshippy
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    On old style phones, Smirnoff always came out as poisoned. 😯

    Houns
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    And tongue came out as vomit

    That was an interesting sext conversation 😯

    kevj
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    My wife once did one of these by accident. Friends of ours had to be housed in temporary accommodation as their boiler wasnt working properly and their house had high levels of carbon monoxide.
    My wife text me this and was worried about our house (no link but sensible to be concerned). Discussion moved on to carbon monoxide detectors.

    Her following text was ‘I’m going to order some come detectors’

    amplebrew
    Full Member

    Maybe the powers that be should put an auto correct function on the forum.

    That could give hours of fun!!!!

    LoCo
    Free Member

    Try being Dyslexic, as I am, hours of fun on car journeys reading works vans signwriting, ‘why are those shoplifters advertising their theifyness?!’ 😳

    Tracker1972
    Free Member

    Pretty sure cock always came up as anal on T9 predictive text phones. That used to make me chuckle for no good reason…

    lovewookie
    Full Member

    I once text my Daughter after she asked for daddy cuddles.

    I asked her if she liked daddy cuddles, but no, my phone replaced cuddles with fiddles.

    Eek.

    vickypea
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    Our email at work corrects ‘wellies’ to ‘willies’ , which made for an embarrassing situation when my workmate sent an email about a primary school trip to the woods would involve willies!

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